The above paragraph was created by saying the opposite of what 99.9% of people say about themselves and the people they are looking for. If you didn't figure that out before you got to this paragraph just don't bother, and buy yourself the extra drink. It's on me.
Actual things about me.
-I'm a professor and a coach, and sometimes athlete.
-I FREAKING RULE AT LIFE!!!! but only on Tuesdays. The rest of the time I'm humble demure, and bake pies in the kitchen.
-I work in theatre. I make costumes and sceneries.
-I rarely sleep. I like crazy adventures and pretending to drive to Princeton in the middle of the night.
-I love to cook and bake.
-I'm no longer coming to terms with being a New Jersey resident. A recovering new jerseyite.
-I have been arrested
-I'm considering playing D&D but restricting it to socially acceptable attractive people
-I am wonder woman.
-I am Sarcastic, and have large feet
-I *do* think I'm cooler than you.