Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am high strung, and I hate life. I have no sense of humor, and I
hate baby animals. I'm the kind of girl who will find out who all
your ex girlfriends are and do my best to make sure they are dead,
leave the country, or change their names. I'm extremely jealous. If
you take any phone calls that aren't from me I will have a panic
attack. I'm looking for a guy with a terrible sense of humor who
hates family. If you are jobless and homeless that's a HUGE PLUS.
Never laugh at my jokes, which shouldn't be hard because I won't
make any. I like to play games and mess with people's heads. I'm
pro- death, and I hate family values. I like people who are
irresponsible who should be in prison, have been to prison, or are
in prison. Also you can't read or write, and you think education is
stupid and meaningless. I really like liars and cheaters. Oh and
fake people, I like them too.
The above paragraph was created by saying the opposite of what
99.9% of people say about themselves and the people they are
looking for. If you didn't figure that out before you got to this
paragraph just don't bother, and buy yourself the extra drink. It's
Actual things about me.
-I'm a professor and a coach, and sometimes athlete.
-I FREAKING RULE AT LIFE!!!! but only on Tuesdays. The rest of the
time I'm humble demure, and bake pies in the kitchen.
-I work in theatre. I make costumes and sceneries.
-I rarely sleep. I like crazy adventures and pretending to drive to
Princeton in the middle of the night.
-I love to cook and bake.
-I'm no longer coming to terms with being a New Jersey resident. A
recovering new jerseyite.
-I have been arrested
-I'm considering playing D&D but restricting it to socially
acceptable attractive people
-I am wonder woman.
-I am Sarcastic, and have large feet
-I *do* think I'm cooler than you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
See Above. I do theatre
. I design costumes and scenery.
I plan on continuing to do this. In theatres everywhere. But not
like the kind with the previews with the guy that says "In a world
Where... (some improbably stupid scenario)" (vampire midgets have
taken over the supermarkets, there was! TALL NON VAMPIRE GUY!!!!!.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
EVERYTHING, cept bowling, modesty, telling the truth, and
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have three arms... and two heads. In other words- I think this is
a ridiculous and completely subjective question. Sometimes it's
that i'm covered in paint. Others, that I'm very loud. Sometimes
it's that I have knives on my feet, and sometimes, just sometimes,
I turn into a dragon.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Food- Pretty much all of it. Yeah, I like the fancy restaurants,
and WAWA sandwiches. My apartment has transformed into a diner for
wayward recent college grads who are hungry and passed out on my
Music- Just pretend there is a giant paragraph here of bands you've
never heard of, and assume my taste in music is both sophisticated
Movies- Metropolis. Aaaaaaaand Better off Dead.
T.V.- I like the show with the thing that bounces around the screen
and says "no signal"
Books- *pretentiously long list of books you've never read either.*
I like books, I really do, but they are addictive you see, and then
I don't work. So I listen to them. While working
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Blood cells. 46 chromosomes. My frontal lobe. Amino Acids. Water.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to regrow my hymen by playing dungeons and dragons.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making food for the drunk people in my house.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I peed my pants in high school during a cross country race.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have something interesting to say to me.
You are a scientist.
You want to bring me a latte.
One of three will do. I ain't too picky.
Who are you looking for?
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