I'm a zany lawyer with no time for my loves (which include reading non-law books, guitar hero, and bollywood). I dance when no one's looking and usually bruise/injure myself once a day without meaning to.

I'm attempting to have a social life that includes going out with friends, having new experiences, and playing numerous board games (Cards Against Humanity, anyone?).

Probably shouldn't be writing this when I'm tired...all I can think about is my desire for sleep and how I'm exponentially more sarcastic when I'm running on little-to-no REM. Editing this when tipsy is also probably a bad idea.

See above.

Sleeping, procrastinating, reading really fast, cooking, making odd faces, sounding like cartoon characters, being a klutz, online scrabble

Smile and eyes.

Books: Haven't had any time to find a good book and therefore have been reading trash in my spare time. However, when I do find time to read I usually read something idiotic or for a 12-year-old audience to counteract the 1880's legal jargon I've had to deal with. I have no shame in this. Harry Potter, FTW.

Unfortunately, I HAVE had the chance to read Twilight, which is probably The Book That Will Destroy our Tween/Teen Female Youth (Not to Mention Grown Women Who Seem to Be Obsessed With Tween/Teenage Boys Like Justin Bieber Or However You Spell it. SO disturbing). Twilight needs to die a very painful death. Along with Fifty Shades of Grey. The horror.

TV Shows: The Venture Bros., Adventure Time, The Mighty Boosh, The IT Crowd, Doctor Who, Mad Men, Scrubs, Flight of the Conchords, Arrested Development, Community, How I Met Your Mother, Bravest Warriors.

Movies: Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Ferris Beuller's Day Off, Pretty in Pink, Zoolander, Star Wars Ep. IV, V, Phantom of the Opera, V for Vendetta, Enchanted, Despicable Me, WALL-E, Up, Tangled (Yes I'm five. Note the Spongebob above and Cocoa Puffs below), Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World, Pirate Radio.

Music: Billy Joel, Queen, ABBA, Erasure, The Clash, The Smiths, Flight of the Conchords, Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons, Kate Nash, Petshop Boys...basically a hodgepodge of danceable tunes.

Foods: Butter chicken, Cocoa Puffs, sushi, baked goods.

1. Family
2. Friends
3. Internet
4. Something to use the Internet on
5. Music to dance to
6. Something delectable to eat

Sleep, food, where that random bruise came from, self-improvement, not taking life too seriously, etc.

Usually in the city hanging out with friends/pursuing a place to dance in all my silly glory/sitting at home watching Venture Brothers like a boss.

If I find something REALLY funny I'll snort when I laugh

Since I haven't snorted in a while....

When I've had a bad day I angry dance around my apartment a la Bret in FotC. If you know what I'm talking about, you get a mental high five.

-If you have life goals. I'm very goal/career oriented and am attracted to people who have long-term aspirations.

-If you have a decent grasp of English grammar (e.g. know the difference between "too"/"to" and "you're"/"your"). Obviously, I'm all about the egg-heads.

-If the only games you like to play are of the board or video variety.