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spectraljanitor

18 F Boonville, MO

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:23pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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sad teen girl who dreams of building and living in tree forts fitted with noiseless blenders. i'll share my candy and probably write a screamo song about you someday. interested in sticky ice cream hand holding and experimental-freeform-posi-garage-noise-pop jam sessions.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
spending most of my money on Japanese candy, tapes/records and glow-in-the-dark temporary tattoos.

tapping out 90s-esque hip-hop beats on the stove while waiting for my microwave meal to be done.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i'm scary
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Lots of surrealist/dadist/oulipo works, Exploits & Opinions of Dr. Faustroll, Telemachus, Person, Eeeee Eee Eeee, Bed, Minima Moralia, One-Dimensional Man, Nausea, Exercises in Style, The Poet Assassinated, anything by Oliver Sacks. I find the poetry of Pablo Picasso and Antonin Artaud particularly moving.

Movies: Anything produced by Studio Ghibli, Trash Humpers, Begotten, Cat Soup, Ghost World, Lost in Translation, The Comedy, Decasia, Zero Day, The Room, lot of documentaries on various subjects...

Shows: Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job, Tom Goes to the Mayor, Check it Out! with Dr. Steve Brule... I'm a big fan of Tim and Eric. Also really enjoy Mr. Show, The Kids in the Hall King of the Hill, Good Eats, Poyopoyo Kansatsu Nikki.

Music: Elliott Smith, Coma Cinema, Elvis Depressedly, Russian Tsarlag, pill friends, Beat Happening, starry cat, Jeromes Dream, Nero's Day At Disneyland, John Frusciante, Teen Suicide, Minimal Man, Orchid, Alex G, Open Letters, Tiny Tim, Cap'n Jazz, The Choir Quit, Talulah Gosh, Kyle Jacobson, HAPPY TRENDY, Slow Warm Death, 少年ナイフ, republic of dreams, The Halo Benders, Kitten Crisis, Death Grips, Harriet The Spy, The Cure, Attic Abasement, sam ray from the cool band teen suicide, Julia Brown, Roomdance, Ricky Eat Acid, Trace Mountains, The Spookfish, Andrew Chalk, Sun Ra, Daniel Johnston, Tiger Trap, Index for Potential Suicide, yves/son/ace, мища, The Frumpies, Euphoria Again, 平沢進, Heavenly, In/Humanity, メトロノリ, Karlheinz Stockhausen.
http://www.last.fm/user/Rhapsodys (yeah, I just copy-and-pasted my last 6 months)

Food: I eat a lot of junk food to maintain my smokin' hot bod. I'm partial to french fries and slushies, though... And ice cream. I also really like tofu. Everyone calls me gross. I don't think there's a correlation between those two statements, but whatever.
My latest food fascination is Indian cuisine. I've been making so much of it, you can smell the cumin as soon as you cumin the kitchen. I'll make you some korma if you kormover sometime, O-kahman?... Vindaloo.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
3 flowers and 3 video games
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
flowers and trees and sunlight and making food and playing video games and listening to/making music and possibly enjoying all of these things with a cute person.

Liberace.

Adopting a Devon Rex cat and naming it Alan Robinson.

This smiley: (¬‿¬)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
listening to 30 minute-long noise tracks while playing Animal Crossing. Or outside looking for cool rocks, with only the glow of the moon to guide my way.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Neil Hamburger is my dream boy.
I sold my soul to Elliott Smith.
I also really like to watch Gaming Garbage while I'm going to sleep, so if you're into the idea of me falling asleep on your lap while you play vid gaemz and make occasional commentary, hmu bb.
http://stinkypuff.tumblr.com/
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
YOU WANT TO EAT ICE CREAM AND/OR PLAY MUSIC WITH ME WHILE HOLDING HANDS AND KISSING. Or if you want to exchange 3DS friend codes.

Or you want to go on a road trip with me to the Museum of Jurassic Technology.

Or you know of a song with a better bassline than Space Oddity.

PSN: spectraljanitor