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49 / M / Straight / Single
- Last Online
- Yesterday – 11:20pm
- 5′ 8″ (1.73m)
- Body Type
- Graduated from university
- Relationship Type
When people say, "Get a life," I start freaking. If I don't "Got Milk," how am I supposed to "Get a life?" See my dilemma? It plagues me. Golly, I certainly hope I don't "Got plague."
Damn, this profile is going to look bizarre the next time I check on it.
Oh, they notice the dome, generally because the sun or some lightsource tends to reflect from it straight into their eyes. "Got Blind?"
My musical mantra: when a person says they have "eclectic" taste, they don't. If you do, then you don't have to say it. So whatever you dig, you dig. I dig music, and my taste is very eclectic.
Food: I am not a fan of my share of condiments. I also don't like eggs, onions, bananas and coconut, but I'll eat pretty much any culture's cuisine, and more than likely enjoy it. In addition to actual enjoyment, this makes me appear worldly and sophisticated, and that's a combo that's tough to beat. Even with an egg beater, which I consider pretty much useless, since, well, I don't like eggs. Hmmm, maybe eggs should be beaten. Beaten, crushed and obliterated. I might need to reconsider my prior take on the value of the egg beater. Is Target still open at this hour?
My soul, because without it the bottom of my feet would really hurt.
My eyes, because they are the windows to my soul, which seems odd since I'm not sure if I've actually seen the bottom of my feet, and this is what that would suggest. Oh. SOLE. My bad.
References to The Prisoner. See, because it's the "Number Six" things I could never do without. Random? Oh yes, but it makes perfect sense to the precious few Prisoner fans who will probably never actually read this profile. I am not a number, I am a free man.
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