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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 34-54
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

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Last online
Today – 7:06am
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Might want kids
My self-summary
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I think there's a brain locked inside this skull somewhere. Perhaps fortunately, the lack of follicles tends to provide quicker access, although I hope you aren't a zombie eyeing my gooey cranial innards who is only messaging me because you think I'd be decent fodder for brain chomping. One, that might hurt. On the other hand, I'd be impressed because as a zombie, you'd have pretty sweet English skills.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Apparently, hoping to avoid curious zombies with a fetish for bald dudes. But since there really aren't zombies, I guess the whole life thing is kind of stagnant at the moment. However, if there were zombies, maybe I'd already be victimized by their witty wiles, at which I guess I'd be living my life as a zombie. But technically I'd be dead.

Do zombies (the witty ones with excellent grammar skills) complain to okcupid because the question doesn't read, "What I'm doing with my death?"

Wondering how the hell I got on some random zombie kick. While not adverse to zombies, I'm really not all that into zombies either.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making stuff up on the fly, and updating answering machines with vaguely clever messages. Problem is, nobody has answering machines anymore.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
In my many years on this planet, I've noticed that nothing gets a girl with good taste going more than mentioning a collection of soccer jerseys, action movie posters and monster figurines.

They're also probably very impressed with the amount of money I've saved on shampoo over the years.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
You mean people still read? Anything directed by Michael Bay. Okay, that's an out and out lie. Anything that mocks Michael Bay. Yes, much better.

My musical mantra: when a person says they have "eclectic" taste, they don't. If you do, then you don't have to say it. So whatever you dig, you dig. I dig music, and my taste is very eclectic.

Food: I am not a fan of my share of condiments. I also don't like eggs, onions, bananas and coconut, but I'll eat pretty much any culture's cuisine, and more than likely enjoy it. In addition to actual enjoyment, this makes me appear worldly and sophisticated, and that's a combo that's tough to beat. Even with an egg beater, which I consider pretty much useless, since, well, I don't like eggs. Hmmm, maybe eggs should be beaten. Beaten, crushed and obliterated. I might need to reconsider my prior take on the value of the egg beater. Is Target still open at this hour?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Um, my heart. I mean this literally, not in some drag-me-to-a-romantic-comedy-because-I'm-sensitive kind of way.

My soul, because without it the bottom of my feet would really hurt.

My eyes, because they are the windows to my soul, which seems odd since I'm not sure if I've actually seen the bottom of my feet, and this is what that would suggest. Oh. SOLE. My bad.

Hot babes.

Cold babes.

Explaining what "Spectrum is Green" means. Because it's a really random and utterly geeky, lengthy explanation. And who would ever want to live without that?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Thinking? People still do that? Actually, I am quite a contemplative sort, but perhaps we can share some mutual contemplation at some point down the proverbial road.

That is, only if you live on Proverbs Lane. Okay, even if you don't live on Proverbs Lane, because it seems narrowing this profile to hot or cold babes who live only on Proverbs Lane has made my okcupid in-box a rather lonely place. Yes. Let's blame it on that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Predicting an over/under on how many okcupid profiles I read that say that for them "there's no such thing as a typical Friday night."

PS: It's a pretty lofty number.

I've also noticed that lots of folks like to relax and enjoy netflix. Why not hulu? What does everyone have against hulu? Someone has to give hulu some love. I'll accept that responsibility.
You should message me if
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You want to fill my in-box with unlonely awesomeness.

I might now keep a count of the number of responses I get letting me know "unlonely" isn't a word. But it's okay. I will politely thank you, because if nothing else, the in-box will get some activity. And in-box activity is good.