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50 Tucson, AZ Man


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  • Ages 31–54
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

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5′ 8″ (1.73m)
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Graduated from university

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My self-summary
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I think there's a brain locked inside this skull somewhere. I tend to be something of a sarcastic sort with a friendship network that feels giving and receiving grief is a good thing. Ah, the goodness of grief giving. It does a body good. Oh wait. That's milk. I don't much like milk.
What I’m doing with my life
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Lamenting that I don't like milk, which means I don't "Got Milk." This concerns me not because of the milk issue, but because it makes me wonder what else I don't "Got." Like lousy grammar skills? Do I "Got" grammar? Now I'm not so sure.

When people say, "Get a life," I start freaking. If I don't "Got Milk," how am I supposed to "Get a life?" See my dilemma? It plagues me. Golly, I certainly hope I don't "Got plague."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making stuff up on the fly, and updating answering machines with vaguely clever messages. Problem is, nobody has answering machines anymore. Got obsolete?

Damn, this profile is going to look bizarre the next time I check on it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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What I Got, and don't Got. That and they notice my odd affinity for soccer jerseys. Oh, I "Got soccer jerseys." I don't even really like soccer that much. Just the jerseys. It's cool to walk around with a shirt that sports some random sponsor, like beers only consumed in Europe. I don't even really drink beer that much. It must be the irony in me. Hey, "Got Irony." Well I guess I do.

Oh, they notice the dome, generally because the sun or some lightsource tends to reflect from it straight into their eyes. "Got Blind?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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You mean people still read? Anything directed by Michael Bay. Okay, that's an out and out lie. Anything that mocks Michael Bay. Yes, much better. Actually, I'm a bit of a film buff, from wretched Philipino action to snooty high-brow independent, and damn it I'll mock it all just the same. If only it was Michael Bay.

My musical mantra: when a person says they have "eclectic" taste, they don't. If you do, then you don't have to say it. So whatever you dig, you dig. I dig music, and my taste is very eclectic.

Food: I am not a fan of my share of condiments. I also don't like eggs, onions, bananas and coconut, but I'll eat pretty much any culture's cuisine, and more than likely enjoy it. In addition to actual enjoyment, this makes me appear worldly and sophisticated, and that's a combo that's tough to beat. Even with an egg beater, which I consider pretty much useless, since, well, I don't like eggs. Hmmm, maybe eggs should be beaten. Beaten, crushed and obliterated. I might need to reconsider my prior take on the value of the egg beater. Is Target still open at this hour?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Um, my heart. I mean this literally, not in some drag-me-to-a-romantic-comedy-because-I'm-sensitive kind of way.

My soul, because without it the bottom of my feet would really hurt.

My eyes, because they are the windows to my soul, which seems odd since I'm not sure if I've actually seen the bottom of my feet, and this is what that would suggest. Oh. SOLE. My bad.

Hot babes.

Cold babes.

References to The Prisoner. See, because it's the "Number Six" things I could never do without. Random? Oh yes, but it makes perfect sense to the precious few Prisoner fans who will probably never actually read this profile. I am not a number, I am a free man.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Thinking? People still do that? Actually, I am quite a contemplative sort, but perhaps we can share some mutual contemplation at some point down the proverbial road.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Lamenting the lack of hot and cold babes in my otherwise stupendous existence. And modeling soccer jerseys.
You should message me if
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You want to fill my mailbox with awesomeness.