spenman99
32 Washington, DC
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My self-summary
All the things other guys say in their profiles (love to travel, career oriented, party but not to hardy, etc. etc.).

I am legit 6' and spend most of my free time practicing opening jars. I also hunt spiders on the regular.

* No tigers or beaches were harmed in the making of this profile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: "The Ministry of Guidance Invite You to Not Stay"; "Antifragile"; "Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy"; "The Cross in the Closet"; and anything written by David Sedaris or Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Movies: Little Miss Sunshine, Anchorman, Kung Poa, Airplane, every 80/90's action movies, and most of Mel Brook's (director) stuff.

TV Shows: Firefly, Arrested Development, Game of Thrones, Californication, Entourage, Hey Dude, Eat My Shorts, and that one were things blow up

Food: nom nom nom.
The six things I could never do without
1. Ceiling fans
2. These rock glasses I found.
3. My kindle. And the books on it. Not in that order
4. Living in an age where traveling the world takes less than 24hrs
5. Knowing the quadratic equation
6. Indie films
7. Counting
On a typical Friday night I am
Hang'n out at Mr. Henry's. Chuck is the best bartender in DC.
You should message me if
If you're not a sheaple and understand the Earth is flat.
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