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spicyshortcake

41 F Woodland Hills, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:47pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Dear Gentlemen:
You may think she wants your car, your money, your gifts...but the right WOMAN wants your time, your smile, your honesty, your effort and your choosing to make her a priority.

HIM:
He's the guy that sends flowers on a Tuesday just because with a card that says "to the most beautiful woman in the world, then in parentheses : (ok baby I got to be honest, you aren't the most beautiful woman in the world but you are to me)".

He's the guy that does the dishes happily because you cooked.

He's the guy that when asked "Babe is my ass phat?" He replies "Yes, but I love big butts and I can not lie".

He's ok waking up to three little dogs around his head. Sorry.. I fostered one and fell in love.. Make that 4.

He makes you laugh until you cry.

He holds your hand because he wants to, not because he has to.

He LOVES his MOM.

During the game, when the commercial comes on he gives you the remote to switch the the channel you want to watch.. Lol

ME:

I'm a Boston born, NYC nurtured, LA living Chickie. 100% Italian, passionate & allergic to BS. I'm creative in my career & love what I do. I'm an animal advocate, so animal rescue is a huge volunteer passion of mine.

I love to travel, photography, working out, music.... Blah blah.. It's the company that COUNTS!

I'm looking for a 1 good guy, the real thing and sorry not sorry to say: I've got a library of unrequested dick pics, so spare yours.

FYI: I'm old fashioned... So even if I've looked at your profile 653 times, I won't send you a message first.

Feel free to stalk me on Instagram @deannabombchica but follow me so I can stalk back.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Kicking ass & taking names
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
having fun at funerals
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movie? Godfather, Big Fish, Up!
Music? Stevie Wonder, Prince, Foo Fighters, Coldplay
Food? Anything but Korean
Shows? The Classics
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
God
Family
Music
Health
My Pups
The Ocean
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
7,861 divided by 6
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making pottery, listening to Unchained Melody, waiting for Patrick Swayze to sneak up behind me
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I own a Prius.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 35–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.

You are looking for serious, a connection.

You don't smoke.

You don't have kids.