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spicyshortcake

41 F Woodland Hills, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Dear Gentlemen:
You may think she wants your car, your money, your gifts...but the right WOMAN wants your time, your smile, your honesty, your effort and your choosing to make her a priority.

HIM:
He's the guy that sends flowers on a Tuesday just because with a card that says "to the most beautiful woman in the world, then in parentheses : (ok baby I got to be honest, you aren't the most beautiful woman in the world but you are to me)".

He's the guy that does the dishes happily because you cooked.

He's the guy that when asked "Babe is my ass phat?" He replies "Yes, but I love big butts and I can not lie".

He's ok waking up to three little dogs around his head. Sorry.. I fostered one and fell in love.. Make that 4.

He makes you laugh until you cry.

He holds your hand because he wants to, not because he has to.

He LOVES his MOM.

During the game, when the commercial comes on he gives you the remote to switch the the channel you want to watch.. Lol

ME:

I'm originally from Boston & 100% Italian. I am self made, fearless, driven, focused, passionate girl. I'm creative in my career & make a living doing what I love. I'm
an animal advocate, so animal rescue is a huge volunteer passion of mine.

I love to travel, photography, working out, music (Kings of Leon in October, kinda psyched!) and I grew up in a restaurant family, so I cook my buns off.

I've just lost over 100 lbs. through disciplined diet & exercise and have about 40 more to go......personal goal.

Beyond all that I'm looking for a good guy, the real thing and sorry not sorry to say: I've got a library of unrequested dick pics, so spare yours.

FYI: I'm old fashioned... So even if I've looked at your profile 653 times, I won't send you a message first.

Feel free to stalk me on Instagram @deannabombchica but follow me so I can stalk back.
What I’m doing with my life
Kicking ass & taking names
I’m really good at
having fun at funerals and then there too many others to list...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movie? Godfather, Big Fish, Up!
Music? Stevie Wonder, Prince, Foo Fighters, Coldplay
Food? Sushi, Thai, Middle Eastern
Shows? I like the classics
The six things I could never do without
God
Music
Working Out
My dogs: Lola, Lily, Layla, Sprinkles (Is this cheating cause it's like a 4 for 1?)
Family & Friends (Cheating again)
Ocean/Sunshine
On a typical Friday night I am
Making pottery, listening to Unchained Melody...
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 35–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
You like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.

You are looking for serious, a connection.

You don't smoke.

You don't have kids.