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48 F Brighton, UK

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 30–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:05pm
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Trying to quit
Very often
Other, and laughing about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids
Has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I have no expectations about this, undecided about computer dating in general really, had some dodgy experiences but hope springs eternal worst making new friends would be cool, at best well the sky's the limit...Probably time I updated this as I recall it was written on a Sinclair ZX81 while I was peeling the coloured squares off my Rubiks cube to try to make myself look clever. Why is solving that such a big deal anyway? My god, how current am I?! Ok, Angry Birds then, see, I'm not a total dinosaur. I tweet and everything.

I am chilledish, sharpish, and wittyish
What I’m doing with my life
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Pretty much coasting at the moment, recently relocated to Brighton and trying to make new friends by offering money and cakes. Smiling invitingly while patting the spare seat next to me on the bus doesnt appear to be working so far. Maybe I'll start singing, people on buses love a good singalong right? Enjoying the whole Brighton vibe though, I have gained a scarily thorough knowledge of local pubs in such a short time. I blame osmosis.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting on with people (especially on buses), mixing (especially drinks), talking pretty badly in French, seeing the best in people, being a bit weird (in a good way I hope..) but thats not immediately apparent, I like to think it grows on people fungus like. Cooking and baking (for bribery purposes)
The first things people usually notice about me
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Apparently the blue eyes followed by the slight Scottish accent. Not sure people notice me at all really, I can blend seamlessly into the background a bit like Predator but without the carnage. Usually.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Blimey, all horror films, Alfred Hitchcock, Hammer, Woody Allen, Napoleon Dynamite, Masterchef, contemporary fiction, Abigail's Party, Alan Bennett, Alan Partridge, Battle Royale, Only Connect, Amelie, Wicker Man, world cinema, Black Books, dancey stuff (music not film..), cheesy 80s music, any food is good (except offal and I keep trying to like olives because I live in Hove but it's not happening for some reason), love experimenting in the kitchen.(and then cooking...!!) All a bit of a mish mash of stuff really but that's me that is.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my family, my cats, friends, books, hairdryer, imagination
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to make for dinner, what to read next, where I'm going to be in 5 yrs time, does the perfect partner exist? Can he get me to the top of the parking permit waiting list so I don't have to get the bloody bus? Have tried flirting and offering cake in the council's parking dept. but I suspect it got me relegated several places lower in the list...Oh and obviously I think about deeper global issues too, it's not all about me you know. Except for this profile which obviously is all about me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sometimes collapsed in front of a film, sometimes out in town, sometimes seeing family, does it matter? Not paintballing or at the gym, I'm not going to lie to you...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Even tho I can change my own oil, put up my own shelves etc, I need a man to get rid of spiders. Preferably one who doesn't mind getting rid of spiders. And who likes cake.
You should message me if
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You are genuine, funny, intelligent, gorgeous, witty and don't mind spiders. And think I'm a bit weird (in a good way)