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spidermonkeyIV

26 Seattle, WA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:19pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Thin
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
trying to reconcile a 'real' job w/ my slightly artistic side

basically benjamin braddock sans mrs. robinson
What I’m doing with my life
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i watch a lot of movies
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
remembering the most inane facts
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my height.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Woolf , Bukowski, &

Twin Peaks

Xiu Xiu, of Montreal, Sun Kil Moon, Former Ghosts

greenberg / factotum / rushmore
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how many of your photos you're drunk in
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
bars, shows, home

drinking, most likely

or

watching a movie

i watch a lot of movies
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i love greta gerwig
You should message me if
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you have better hair than me

or

you look like greta gerwig