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spidersharks

29 M Boulder, CO

My Details

Last Online
Apr 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly halal
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Technology
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Japanese (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Fluently), Tagalog (Poorly)

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My self-summary
"Be who you are and say what you feel,
because those who mind don't matter,
and those who matter don't mind"


Hi, they call me Duckie. Quack quack! :V <-- (the Duckie face)

That's about all there is to know. I like my nickname because it makes people smile.
What I’m doing with my life
Fire Dancing, generally swinging things around with style.

Constantly reconstructing my perspective on life, the universe, and everything.

I HAVE TOO MANY SILLY HATS-

Ha, no. You can't have too many silly hats. Ever.
I’m really good at
Everything, some of the time, 62% of the time. And spontaneous Mitch Hedberg quotes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Food: I like meat. Yummy, delicious, meaty meat. Meat from animals, I like to eat animals. Om nom nom animals. If you are vegan or vegetarian I hope this offends you.

Music: Unts with a side of whomp.

Books: I can't read or write.

Movies: I fucking love Twilight.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If guys had uteruses would they be called duderuses?
On a typical Friday night I am
Masturbating and eating Doritos
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I shadowcasted as Riff Raff at a showing of the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Which means I wore man panties and a bright gold space transvestite suit in front of about 50 people while I shot my girlfriend with a bubble gun.

Your move.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You want to make a friend who won't judge you for wearing your underpants on top of your overpants.