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spiffeh

19 F San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • All who like bi women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 21
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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No straight white cis guys (even if they're a part of a couple), no TERFs, no truscum, no racists (hipster/ironic included), and no misogynists.

You can ask me on a solo date, but you can also ask out me AND my partner (sendingsignal) if you also feel that two gay bats are better than one.

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THE TIME HAS COME TO THINK ABOUT GAYLE RUBIN
THE TIME HAS COME TO THINK ABOUT GAYLE RUBIN
THE TIME HAS COME TO THINK ABOUT GAYLE RUBIN
THE TIME HAS COME TO THINK ABOUT GAYLE RUBIN

(if ur looking for a manic pixie dream girl, please do not)

I'm really interested in people, so if you just wanna talk, feel free to hit me up! I'm interested in just about everything else too - science, art, whatever. I'm very open to meeting new friends a prominent "pro-sex activist" in the feminist sex wars of the late 1970s and 1980s, giving a now-classic paper

OH GOD MOM I AM TRULY SORRY

~*~if you are dead set on a monogamous relationship with me please do not message me because that is not something I am interested in now and not something I think I will be interested in in the future Rubin was involved in founding a new organisation, "the Outcasts"

when tom cruise cries

~*~ I'm in a lovin' relationship right now, with SendingSignal, so if you're looking for a primary partner, I won't be able to provide that for you. It will never affect my capacity to love/care for other people, though, so I'm still down to meet up and meet new people to care about. <3 1988 National Leather Association Leather Woman of the Year Award, staring vapidly into the mirror in his bathroom

his ongoing pursuit of some teenage girl who had asked for his autograph after seeing him buy a cinnamon pretzel at a mall in Oceanside, California while on lunch break during the shooting of Top Gun, even his new haircut, and the bass and snares deafening and hollow from his living room, beckoning him to jump back into the party, into his party, maybe a little more undressed than he was prior to entering the bathroom, yelling something playful, a tagline from one of his movies, maybe ‘show me the money’, all the attendees reacting in unison, an echo, but instead he just continues to nearly vomit, to nearly hate himself, to nearly fall apart, also I like butts, and cute noses, and I'm really annoying and very physically affectionate and if I like you I have probably looked at all of your pictures on Facebook and will shamelessly acknowledge this by referencing photos in tangentially related comments

Tangential reminds me of genital because yah does an impression of Tom Cruise

Sup

When I visit the beach without you I feel dangerous.

pleas follow me on twitter

(this is for my haters, and this is for all my fans)

There is something I forgot to tell you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
the opposite on love definition is hate but maybe love an hate are the same maybe love and hat are the same thing
i love hats

tiny and expanding through my body, feeds mostly on brain tissue. One day it will replace me, and this will be indicated by a systemic shutdown of my liver and a blank television took lingering between us
yolo;

This is neither an ironic nor sincere use of the word yolo, but rather a postironic commentary on annoying the older men who message me talk shit about social media (which I think is a COOL and AWESOME way to build connections that are based off of more than physical accessibility; v into networking with other people's brains in order to maximize my "cool ideas" potential, eg, I'm abusing my neuroscientifically inclined friends to obsess over SELFIES, philosophy, I imagine them dangling from coffee shops or being abandoned in grocery stores. Their hair, tangled, impossibly. Their mouths, slowly fertile and fearfully formed in a final syllable. A bouquet of blue orchids sitting in my room with the business card torn off
YOLO SWAGGG
IM NOT GONNA END THAT PARENTHESIS

i cried
9000 times
about obscuring on certain intervals, existing in the space between a phonecall and a breath
i told about 100 lies and
kisses me when she feels nostalgic
i killed a
great white shark asking me about multivariate regressions, I answer him, feel like maybe I have run away from home but forgotten to bring supplies, like I want to be back home but I
never left

A hotel lobby attendant slips a note in my blazer that reads you are the cutest person on the universe.

She is anemic and frail. I hold her under the shower light from behind and tell her this is important, that true strength lies in erasure. it lies in the unwinding of fleshy decaying motifs you have superimposed for a couple of years, in the deconstruction of expired patterns. that once made you melt. She spreads out across my bed like, cracked porcelain and eats
strawberries and asks me to listen to the breeze. She is covered by remnants of freckles from last summer. the wide blue of linen cloth, she paints a portrait of me underwater, blowing bubbles out of my mouth, but gets embarrassed and tries to paint a landscape with seagulls in its place. It is an aboveaverage night. I make a smile look good.
I’m really good at
making everyone want to be me
only problem is they cant even see me.
ball so hard record labels wanna sign me
life is a race and everyones behind me... goes white, vibrates, gracefully fades. I see glimpses of languages I once understood, th3y continue to flow steadily in my absence, with new vocabulary. This inspires a hopeless sort of pride. This inspires a long-wallow drenched in the basin of a bathtub. I am infinite above my laptop averting looming speech impediments.

i make out w myself in mirrors also, I need somebody to tell me to back the fuck off, I need somebody too.

I'm pretty good at talking to people, they are scared they will know my secret of you.and the visual arts. I love to read as well, having placed flowers to a mouth in the unopened hospital.
What I'm really good at, I fear, is that I will see you in a yearbook picture that we will grab a drink together when we get back to my room asleep on twin beds, pushing apart like moondrawn waveform.

What

Constantly having a book out from the library.is accurate.

To once hold orbicularis oris is beholden our crime, and be held, though we know now how to not to hold such a fragile onto held until.

Also being really annoying and boring, obvi ((omg "love to read aswell"))
See I'm self aware enough to mock myself while at once acknowledging that actually I do love to read
Yes
yeh
etc

Sorry I'm rereading gobel escher bach and thusly have loops on the mind
Which reminds me.
Keats has this really good
poem called "brown penny"
that talks about loops and sexy brown hair
so I highly recommend it I wonder if I
am kissing like my age, but I know
I am probably not.
Do I ever make eye contact with someone I.

said all my haters wanna be me
The first things people usually notice about me
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I leave the rest of the way until I’m gone.

My clothes x)
THE ABOVE IS NOW FALSE IT IS THE EXTREME AMOUNT OF SELFIES I TAKE

Also the fact that I immediately greet people with hugs and Im apparently good at them SOOOOOOO
WATCH THE FUCK OUT

OK
Sorry

I haven't slept in more than 24 hours so I am very yes
If you ever pull an all nighter with me be prepared to go hard
Mhmm

only problem is hthey haccant even see me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
twiter fedes, twiter fedorsas, my roommate is crying bc she loves cats w eyebrows
460 flip yolo lifestyle,

My favorite childhood book is A Wrinkle in Time by L'Engle, and my current favorite books are A Broken Mirror by Merce Rodoreda and The People of Paper by Salvador Plascencia. Love that magical realism!
Movies.. I really love Godard, and Miyazaki makes beautiful children's movies. I haven't really watched many movies, but I do enjoy sitting down and watching them with others
I love 30 Rock, Arrested Development, Firefly, etc, etc.
I'm into just about every type of music, although my two favorite musicians of all time are K.Flay and Imogen Heap. I also really like We Are Scientists and Thrice.

I love good food. Doesn't matter if it's Asian or American or Middle Eastern, I'll probably enjoy it.

protip: apparently everyone thinks Miyazaki is a great convo starter but like
Idk
Everyone messages me and there's not too much to say besides like HES RAD
I’d prefer something more personal/a "what's up" because sometimes you genuinely like other people's profiles but then they send me like
trivia questions and I don't wanna be like IDGAF ABT FUCKING MIYAZAKI (because I love him
truly) but get flustered or whatever also asking someone what their fave Miyazaki movie is is DUMB BC THEY ALL ROCK

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JUST KIDDIN IM STRAIGHT
HAHAHAHA
im straight 4real
The six things I could never do without
i have a mustachu

Books, books, books, books, books, and art.
Also I could do without the internet but my life would be much less awesome without it

being straight

i am lying in bed and i am thinking about death, there is this moment when you kick away the ladder over and over again and i see the smile on your face, this is mysticism you say, monism, but we are all crying

the parmesan ascent
I spend a lot of time thinking about
it is that same night, and i am whispering your name until it fragments i cried a tear once but then it went away, evaporation i know my science I Love Fucking Science So Much Guys I Cried A Tear Again

Everything and nothing
Why do I enjoy making random cat/raptor noises when I am no longer 12? (sending me a message about raptor/cat noises is not as clever as u think it is probably)

Why do I forget to eat food?

What are my insecurities and how can I eradicate them and become magically healthy and wonderful?

I make your name into molecules and rearrange them into my name eventually, after maybe one thousand repetitions.
Why do men who chase after a girl less than half their age if there are so many sexy older women?
I meander around ballantine scale, plane tickets, embrocation and think deliriously of a warm body unclothed and facing me as entire cities or television series narratives.
Why havent I had sex with more older women?
Why am I so obsessive? The ocean says feed me you, and I take a couple of steps until my pants are wet, but get scared and go back to my hotel room to fall asleep and dream about falling asleep.

Why do I always end up doing something weird even if I am attempting to be normal?
Why am I obsessed with what is considered normal and what is considered deviant?
Why are selfies COOL AWESOME THINGS?

MOST OF MY BRAIN SPACE IS DEVOTED TO SELFIES AND GAYLE RUBIN AND FOUCAULT AND RELATING THIS ALL BACK TO DEVELOPMENTAL PSYCHOLOGY AND NEUROSCIENCE

BECAUSE IM STRAIGHT

Architects and mathematicians finally have designed two human shapes that overfit, four sinewy lianas for legs and this oscillatory recurrence of penumbra assembled in splanchopleuric mesodermess misadventure.
On a typical Friday night I am
kis kis kis lying on my bed eating ur heart out
Whatever went away, I’ll get it over now.

Reading or doing stuff with friends.

Check out that babe.. Or skyping with my boyfriend
Something like is he of the Jonas Brothers your boyfriend
Or taking selfies

inappropriate love on the jukebox and it’s for you cuz duh.

(Or chill in in the studio working on da code u know)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
(Okay, there is totally a scene of carried bodies and close friends all Shrekd up thrashing believing in anything on fire, melting of themselves, melting cheese upon pasta upon grilled cheese, and I am so lucky to have this.)

> plaintains
plantain

(The lights are black. The party has been ended, and SHLX in the dark strips down to pair of black briefs and stares into the bright kitchen light at a BOYFRIEND and does pushups in the bathroom with the door locked and wishes to drive the highway drunk and scared. SHLX and AUBRYNNA lay down on a warm living room pseudobed and whisper words at each other vaguely.)

Don't really have many private things!
READ A BOOK GOT DAMN

We are trying to text her and so she will be here, but her phone is fifteen feet away from us with him doing the dishes it must feel hard.

SHLX: I am Fricltplrk (and mumbling incoherently in his sleep).
I’m looking for
• Guys and girls who like the queer
• Ages 18–35
• Near me
• For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
It feels like I could be missing some thing else where symbolically.

im sorry u loved me and i couldnt make you happy

you can stop flirting with me im not falling for you again

whatevrktu

You wanna talk or hang out or whateva.

when SHLX tries to shut the blinds and curses the sun

Mainly if
lays down briefly but does not become a Satanist and quit her job just yet. When the wind would blow with rain and snow
u have any questions about what it's like:
being poly
Being genderfluid feels weird and emotional and fails to shape words or know
General sexual questions
You need to vent
You wanna talk to me about selfies
You have read Rubin
You like Foucault
You like being weird and going for walks while talking shit about everything
You wanna cuddle
You wanna go dancing

If you have something to say that isn't only pop culture trivia

Plz don't ask me if I prefer men or women because I prefer neither, I prefer people who don't fit into the binary

U wanna talk about applesauce
You wanna climb trees with me
You wanna make cat noises at each other and be weird
Yah
Ok
Bye
Sorry if u read this

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the definition on love is hate opposite but maybe love an hate are the same thing
maybe love and hat are the same thing
i love hats

It is tiny and expanding through my body, feeding mostly on brain tissue. One day it will replace me, and this will be indicated by a systematic shutdown of my liver and a blank television look lingering between us.

yolo

This is neither an ironic nor sincere use of the word yolo, but rather a post ironic commentary on how annoying the older men who message me talkin' shit about social media (which I think is a COOL and AWESOME way to build connections that are based off of more than physical accessibility; v into networking with other people's brains in order to maximize my "cool ideas" potential, eg, I'm abusing my neuroscientifically inclined friends to obsess over SELFIES, philosophy, I imagine them dangling from coffee shops or being abandoned in grocery stores. Their hair, tangled impossibly. Their mouths slowly fertile and fearfully forming a final syllable. There is a bouquet of blue orchids sitting in my room with the business card torn off.

YOLO SWAG
IM NOT GONNA END THAT PARENTHESIS

i cried about 9000 times obscure on certain intervals, existing in the space between a phonecall and a breath
i told about 100 lies and kisses me when she feels nostalgic
i killed a great white shark asking me about multivariate regressions, and I answer him. I feel like maybe I have run away from home but forgotten to bring supplies. Like I want to be back home but I never left.

A hotel lobby attendant slips a note in my blazer that reads you are the cutest person in the universe.

She is anemic and frail. I hold her under the shower light from behind and tell her this is important, that true strength lies in erasure, that it lies in the unwinding of fleshy decaying motifs you have superimposed for a couple of years, in the deconstruction of expired patterns that once made you melt. She spreads out across my bed like cracked porcelain and eats strawberries and asks me to listen to the breeze. She is covered by remnants of freckles from last summer, the wide blue of linen cloth. She paints a portrait of me underwater, blowing bubbles out of my mouth, but gets embarrassed and tries to paint a landscape with seagulls in its place. It is an above average night. I make a smile look good.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making everyone want to be me
only problem is they cant even see me
ball so hard record labels wanna sign me
life is a race and everyones behind me... it goes white, vibrates, gracefully fades. I see glimpses of languages I can no longer understand, languages that continue to flow steadily in my absence with new vocabulary. This inspires a hopeless sort of pride. This inspires a long-wallow drenched in the basin of a bathtub. I am infinite above my laptop averting looming speech impediments.

i make out w myself in mirrors also, I need somebody to tell me to fuck off, and I need somebody too.

I'm pretty good at talking to people, they are scared they will never know my secret of you. and the visual arts. I love to read as well, they have placed flowers to a mouth in the unopened hospital.

What I'm really good at, I fear, is that I will see you in a yearbook photograph, that we will grab a drink together until we get back to my room and sleep on twin beds, pushing apart like moondrawn waveform.

What.

Constantly having a book out from the library, is accurate.

Orbicularis oris beholden our crime to once hold, and be held, though we know now how to not to hold such a fragile onto held until.

Also being really annoying and boring, obvi, omg "love to read as well"
See, I'm self aware enough to mock myself while at once acknowledging that I do actually love to read
Yes
Etc

Sorry I'm rereading gobel escher bach and thusly have loops on the mind
Which reminds me.
Keats has this really good
poem called "brown penny"
that talks about loops and sexy brown hair
so I highly recommend it I wonder if I
am kissing like my age, but I know
I am probably not.
Did I ever make eye contact with someone I.

said all my haters wanna be me
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
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I leave the rest of the way until I’m gone.

My clothes x)

THE ABOVE IS NOW FALSE IT IS THE EXTREME AMOUNT OF SELFIES I TAKE

Also the fact that I immediately greet people with hugs and apparently Im good at them SO WATCH THE FUCK OUT

OK
Sorry

I haven't slept in more than 24 hours so I am very yes
If you ever pull an all nighter with me be prepared to go hard
Mhmm

only problem is hthey haccant even see me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
twiter fedes, twiter fedorsas, 460 flip yolo lifestyle, my roommate is crying bc she loves cats w eyebrows

My favorite childhood book is A Wrinkle in Time by L'Engle, and my current favorite books are A Broken Mirror by Merce Rodoreda and The People of Paper by Salvador Plascencia. Love that magical realism!

Movies.. I really love Godard, and Miyazaki makes beautiful children's movies. I haven't really watched many movies, but I do enjoy sitting down and watching them with others.

I love 30 Rock, Arrested Development, Firefly, etc, etc.

I'm into just about every type of music, although my two favorite musicians of all time are K.Flay and Imogen Heap. I also really like We Are Scientists and Thrice.

I love good food. Doesn't matter if it's Asian or American or Middle Eastern, I'll probably enjoy it.

Yo guys a pro tip: apparently everyone thinks Miyazaki is a great convo starter but like
Idk
Everyone messages me about him and there's not too much to say besides like HES RAD I'd prefer something more personal/a "what's up" because sometimes you genuinely like other people's profiles but then they send me like trivia questions and I don't wanna be like IDGAF ABT FUCKING MIYAZAKI (because I love him truly) but I get flustered or whatever also asking someone what their gave Miyazaki movie is is DUMB BC THEY ALL ROCK

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JUST KIDDIN IM STRAIGHT
HAHAHAHA
im straight 4real
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
i have a mustachu

Books, books, books, books, books, and art.
Also I could do without the internet but my life would be much less awesome without it

being straight

i am lying in bed and i am thinking about death, there is this moment when you kick away the ladder over and over again and i see the smile on your face, this is mysticism you say, monism, but we are all crying

the parmesan ascent
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
it is that same night, and i am whispering your name until it fragments i cried a tear once but then it went away, evaporation i know my science I Love Fucking Science So Much Guys I Cried A Tear Again

Everything and nothing
Why do I enjoy making random cat/raptor noises when I am no longer 12? (sending me a message about raptor/cat noises is not as clever as u think it is probably)

Why do I forget to eat food?

What are my insecurities and how can I eradicate them and become magically healthy and wonderful?
I make your name into molecules and rearrange them into my name eventually, after maybe one thousand repetitions.
Why do men who chase after a girl less than half their age if there are so many sexy older women?
I meander around ballantine scale, plane tickets, embrocation and think deliriously of a warm body unclothed and facing me as entire cities or television series narratives.
Why havent I had sex with more older women?
Why am I so obsessive?
The ocean says feed me you, and I take a couple of steps until my pants are wet, but get scared and go back to my hotel room to fall asleep and dream about falling asleep.
Why do I always end up doing something weird even if I am attempting to be normal?
Why am I obsessed with what is considered normal and what is considered deviant?
Why are selfies COOL AWESOME THINGS?

MOST OF MY BRAIN SPACE IS DEVOTED TO SELFIES AND GAYLE RUBIN AND FOUCAULT AND RELATING THIS ALL BACK TO DEVELOPMENTAL PSYCHOLOGY AND NEUROSCIENCE

BEING STRIAHGT BECAUSE IM STRAIGHT

Architects and mathematicians finally having designed two human shapes that overfit, four sinewy lianas for legs and this oscillatory recurrence of penumbra assembled in splanchopleuric mesodermless misadventure.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
kis kis kis lying on my bed eating ur heart out

Whatever went away, I’ll get it over now.

Reading or doing stuff with friends.

Check out that babe.

Or skyping with my boyfriend

Something like is he of the Jonas Brothers your boyfriend?

Or taking selfies

inappropriate love on the jukebox and it’s for you cuz duh.

Or chill in in the studio working on da code u know
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
(Okay, there is totally a scene of carried bodies and close friends all Shrekd up thrashing believing in anything on fire, melting of themselves, melting cheese upon pasta upon grilled cheese, and I am so lucky to have this.)

> plaintains
plantain

(The lights are black. The party has been ended, and SHLX in the dark strips down to pair of black briefs and stares into the bright kitchen light at a BOYFRIEND and does pushups in the bathroom with the door locked and wishes to drive the highway drunk and scared. SHLX and AUBRYNNA lay down on a warm living room pseudobed and whisper words at each other vaguely.)

Don't really have many private things!
READ A BOOK GOT DAMN

We are trying to text her and so she will be here, but her phone is fifteen feet away from us with him doing the dishes it must feel hard.

SHLX: I am Fricltplrk (and mumbling incoherently in his sleep).
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
It feels like I could be missing some thing else where symbolically.

im sorry u loved me and i couldnt make you happy

you can stop flirting with me im not falling for you again

whatevrktu

You wanna talk or hang out or whateva. :)

when SHLX tries to shut the blinds and curses the sun

Mainly if
lays down briefly but does not become a Satanist and quit her job just yet. When the wind would blow with rain and snow
u have any questions about what it's like:
being poly
Being genderfluid feels weird and emotional and fails to shape words or know
General sexual questions
You need to vent
You wanna talk to me about selfies
You have read Rubin
You like Foucault
You like being weird and going for walks while talking shit about everything
You wanna cuddle
You wanna go dancing

If you have something to say that isn't only pop culture trivia

Plz don't ask me if I prefer men or women because I prefer neither, I prefer people who don't fit into the binary

U wanna talk about applesauce
You wanna climb trees with me
You wanna make cat noises at each other and be weird
Yah
Ok
Bye
Sorry if u read this

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