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spikemaulmaster

31 M San Mateo, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:19pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Job
Transportation
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am equal parts nice-guy and cynical asshole.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working way too much.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling foul jokes, playing bass, swinging a spike maul, giving massages, messing with peoples heads and getting along with people from all walks of life. Oh yeah and driving
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Seven Samurai,Pulp Fiction,
Any Tom Brown Jr book,Still Life With Woodpecker
Bruce Lee's writings and movies
RWE
Alice in Chains, Tool,Squarepusher,Stochelo Rosenberg,Mastodon,Tony Rice
Bullet,Venetian Snares
Anything Clint Eastwood
Delicatessin,Sword of the Stranger
Charlie Byrd,Stanley Clarke,Blade Runner
Pizza,Sandwiches,Thai,Sushi,Indiana Jones,Did I mention pizza?
I really love well done animation. One of my favorite art forms
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Art
Music
Good food
Trees
The internet (i could do without honestly but damn I love it)
A pocketknife
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Physics!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I actually went to massage school. Most of my guy friends don't know this. It's funny how male massuers are looked at with suspicion yet when Dr. Bob sticks his finger up your butt he's "just doing his job" incidentally I don't practice professionally any more. Given my current job (pretty much the polar opposite) most of my friends don't know this about me.
You should message me if
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You can tell which bits above were sarcastic :-P