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spikemaulmaster

31 M San Mateo, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:36am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Job
Transportation
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I am equal parts nice-guy and cynical asshole but I'm probably smiling and happy more than 90% of the population. I will either make you laugh or offend you horribly. I have strong opinions about eeeeverything but will always admit when I'm proven wrong. I'm probably better than you. If that last part pissed you off, makes you think or say "the fuck you are!" Then message me. You're the kind of person I like!

PS I'm not here for hookups or casual type encounters. If you are or seem like you are, I'm not interested. I'm over it. Kinda over bars and clubs although there are some fun bars out there! (like dive bars where your grandpa might hang out)
What I’m doing with my life
Working way too much but loving it. I am a track inspector for Caltrain which means I get to be outside everyday! I love the outdoors so I backpack hike and camp whenever I get a chance.
I’m really good at
Telling foul jokes, playing bass, swinging a spike maul, giving massages, messing with peoples heads and getting along with people from all walks of life. Oh yeah and driving
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Seven Samurai,Pulp Fiction,
Any Tom Brown Jr book,Still Life With Woodpecker
Bruce Lee's writings and movies
RWE
Alice in Chains, Tool,Squarepusher,Stochelo Rosenberg,Mastodon,Tony Rice
Bullet,Venetian Snares
Anything Clint Eastwood
Delicatessin,Sword of the Stranger
Charlie Byrd,Stanley Clarke,Blade Runner
Pizza,Sandwiches,Thai,Sushi,Indiana Jones,Did I mention pizza?
I really love well done animation. One of my favorite art forms
The six things I could never do without
Art
Music
Good food
Trees
The internet (i could do without honestly but damn I love it)
A pocketknife
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I actually went to massage school. Most of my guy friends don't know this. It's funny how male massuers are looked at with suspicion yet when Dr. Bob sticks his finger up your butt he's "just doing his job" incidentally I don't practice professionally any more. Given my current job (pretty much the polar opposite) most of my friends don't know this about me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You can tell which bits above were sarcastic :-P