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34 • New York, NY • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 21–35
- Near me
- Who are single
- For long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Yesterday – 3:35am
- 5′ 7″ (1.70m)
- Body Type
- Mostly anything
- Atheism, and laughing about it
- Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
- English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently), Ukrainian (Okay), Hebrew (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)
- Taking any movie title and coming up with a title for its porno remake, within 10 seconds.
Movies: The Usual Suspects, Untouchables, The Princess Bride, Office Space, Seven, Swimming With Sharks, BASEketball, True Lies, The Shining, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, SpaceBalls, Star Wars (the original ones), The Incredibles, Lorenzo's Oil, Amélie, Serenity, Простая История (2006), Джентльмены Удачи.
TV Shows: The Simpsons (up to the end of 9th season), Family Guy, Scrubs, Gargoyles (seasons 1 and 2), Firefly, Transformers (all the original seasons, none of that Beast Wars or Armada crap), Reno 911, Seinfeld, Teacher's Pet, The Weekenders, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Spin City (the Michael J. Fox seasons), Pride, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law, The Venture Bros. and anything on the Science Channel or Discovery Wings :).
Music: The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, My Morning Jacket, Sophie Madeleine, and many many more. I write music as well; hopefully, I'll record something soon.
Food: anything tasty! Mediterranean tops the list, but anything really... French, Italian, Indian, Thai, yada yada. I like my food *cooked* and salted/spiced. I stay far away from things that still move on the plate. I don't have a sweet tooth, but I do like cheesecake, chocolate, etc., but not things that are made up of 99% sugar... like cupcakes. I have a serious addiction to peach Snapple.
- For clarity's sake, why not replace the ubiquitous "I hate to brag, but..." with the more honest "I love to brag, and..."?
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