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spikesagal

34 New York, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 3:35am
Orientation
Straight
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
University
Job
Technology
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Status
Single
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently), Ukrainian (Okay), Hebrew (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a socialectualite. Computer programmer by day, rock star by night. Music is my happy place.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I make a living being a professional computer nerd, I snowboard a lot, and I play guitar. I do lots of other things, ask me all about it!:)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Telling oat honey-combs apart from corn honey-combs.
- Taking any movie title and coming up with a title for its porno remake, within 10 seconds.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: My favourite book to read is Wikipedia, and my favourite authors are Deitel & Deitel. I do enjoy reading fiction ("Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"), but most of the good books that I've read were written in Russian ("Childhood, Adolescence, Youth" by Lev Tolstoy, "Children of the Underground" by Vladimir Korolenko, and translations (mostly by Pasternak) of Jack London, Joules Verne, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Robert Louis Stevenson, etc.)

Movies: The Usual Suspects, Untouchables, The Princess Bride, Office Space, Seven, Swimming With Sharks, BASEketball, True Lies, The Shining, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, SpaceBalls, Star Wars (the original ones), The Incredibles, Lorenzo's Oil, Amélie, Serenity, Простая История (2006), Джентльмены Удачи.

TV Shows: The Simpsons (up to the end of 9th season), Family Guy, Scrubs, Gargoyles (seasons 1 and 2), Firefly, Transformers (all the original seasons, none of that Beast Wars or Armada crap), Reno 911, Seinfeld, Teacher's Pet, The Weekenders, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Spin City (the Michael J. Fox seasons), Pride, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law, The Venture Bros. and anything on the Science Channel or Discovery Wings :).

Music: The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, My Morning Jacket, Sophie Madeleine, and many many more. I write music as well; hopefully, I'll record something soon.

Food: anything tasty! Mediterranean tops the list, but anything really... French, Italian, Indian, Thai, yada yada. I like my food *cooked* and salted/spiced. I stay far away from things that still move on the plate. I don't have a sweet tooth, but I do like cheesecake, chocolate, etc., but not things that are made up of 99% sugar... like cupcakes. I have a serious addiction to peach Snapple.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In order of importance:
1) Music
2) Internet
3) Oxygen
4) Food
5) Water
6) Sleep
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- Etymology and grammar.
- For clarity's sake, why not replace the ubiquitous "I hate to brag, but..." with the more honest "I love to brag, and..."?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends, drinking beers. Or staying home and watching some funny YouTube videos. Or driving to Vermont.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm Batman.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You'd like to watch the first two seasons of Gargoyles with me, and talk about how awesome the ending was, and how the third season doesn't exist.