Are you into older guys? If so, I can assure you that the atoms I am made of are at least millions if not billions of years old.
I love sentences that begin with "According to ancient astronaut theorists,".
Don't slap my face......that is a red button for me to kill everyone in the room. It's involuntary.
I am ticklish on my: Neck, forearms, feet, and ribs. Stay away from those areas!
I HATE phone conversations. Sorry. But the second a phone conversation starts, I feel like I've just been locked in a room and the walls are now closing in. At that point you have about 90 seconds to get your point across. I'm not an asshole, it's just the way that I feel on the phone and no amount of love can change that! Text is AWESOME.
I love animals, but what I love more than just animals are animals that eat other animals! I'm always cheering for the crocodile to snag that wildebest and tear it to shreds. Except for penguins.....I love penguins! So don't fuck with them.
I feed and take care of my crickets before feeding them to my frogs.
Short list of personal opinions:
1. Religion is a business.
2. Politics is a religion.
3. Very few people were raised "right".
4. You don't "need" to be raised "right" to do good with yourself.
5. "Political correctness" is an assinine idea invented by a pretentious America.
6. No one is created "equal".
7. Love is not blind, at first.
8. My opinions change, when it makes sense.
9. The universe is a far more funky place than what any bible has described and what we could have ever imagined. (Thank you Quantum Physics).
10. Hipster glasses are such a turn off.
11. Humans have more than five senses and I think I have at least seven.
12. Fuck you Fiat, MINI is 100x cooler.
13. Internet Explorer 9.x SUCKS!!
14. Google Chrome is the best browser ever, but damn you for being installable even under secured corporate environments. You're bypassing my shit, yo!
15. I am happy and awesome, and I wish more people were too.