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spinmeatale

30 Leesburg, VA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 3:29am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Management
Income
Rather not say
Status
Open relationship
Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I believe that my greatest strengths are also my greatest weaknesses. Let's hope that the whole 'we are all beautifully flawed' thing is true, cause if not... well... a lot of us are screwed.

I am not just 'me'. I'm a 'We'. We are a couple in their 30's looking for...yeah, we don't know either.

Lets go for the Utopian answer: we'd like a cool guy who's buffed out and has an enormous cock to come pleasure us. Ideally he would be well educated and funny too. Oh yeah, if he could be a workout buddy and love dogs and kids, that would be swell!

In reality, we are looking for a guy (or gal) to come hang out with us, talk and have sex. We would prefer to like you as a person, but let's just see how it goes.

Note: We are looking for bi men/women ONLY. She is not interested in playing alone. If she is, she will contact you.

Deal breakers for us: you hate dogs and have an aversion to safe sex.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
We both work full time.
We have 4 kids and 5 dogs.
We enjoy gardening and hanging out with people to whom we are close.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing, Writing, making uncomfortable small talk, judging books by their covers, Lecturing toddlers on things they can't even begin to understand, befriending house pets, gardening, driving on mountains, sarcasm, looking busy, organizing/alphabetizing, giving unsolicited advice and/or opinions, being humble, putting off till tomorrow what could be done today, corsetry,being overly & unnecessarily analytical, not fearing the silence.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My Eyes, without fail.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Wuthering Heights , Pride & Prejudice, Let's Pretend This Never Happened, The Stranger, Time's Arrow, The Centaur,Perfume: the story of a murderer, Alice in Wonderland, Of Mice & Men...ok, I love books. I can't really summarize here.

Movies: Labryinth, Tombstone, Zoolander, The Men Who Stare at Goats, The Big Lebowski, any of the current Batman Films, Les Mis, Lincoln & so many more.

Music: I love music. I'm not a big fan of current country.

Food: yup... I eat food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
iPhone
Internet Access
Mountains
Music
Burt's Bees Lip Balm
My Car
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why every man here is "laid back","down to earth" & "easy going" and every woman is obsessed with wineries and bacon? Why isn't anyone honest: Some days I'm a train wreck and I don't really drink.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In bed early. It's been a long week and I need some rest.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'd really like to find a gig as a piano-bar singer.

You know that feeling after a first date when you can't even sleep? You just lay there thinking about the person? That's what I want.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You have something funny, daring, witty or snarky to say and not something about my eyes.

-You play a classical stringed instrument such as a violin, cello or viola.

- You've gyred and gimbled in the wabe with slithy toves.

- You'd be willing to teach me how to play chess.

- You'd like to lodge a complaint.