Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I believe that my greatest strengths are also my greatest
weaknesses. Let's hope that the whole 'we are all beautifully
flawed' thing is true, cause if not... well... a lot of us are
I am not just 'me'. I'm a 'We'. We are a couple in their 30's
looking for...yeah, we don't know either.
Lets go for the Utopian answer: we'd like a cool guy who's buffed
out and has an enormous cock to come pleasure us. Ideally he would
be well educated and funny too. Oh yeah, if he could be a workout
buddy and love dogs and kids, that would be swell!
In reality, we are looking for a guy (or gal) to come hang out with
us, talk and have sex. We would prefer to like you as a person, but
let's just see how it goes.
Deal breakers for us: you hate dogs and have an aversion to safe
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
We both work full time.
We have 4 kids and 5 dogs.
We enjoy gardening and hanging out with people to whom we are
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing, Writing, making uncomfortable small talk, judging books by
their covers, Lecturing toddlers on things they can't even begin to
understand, befriending house pets, gardening, driving on
mountains, sarcasm, looking busy, organizing/alphabetizing, giving
unsolicited advice and/or opinions, being humble, putting off till
tomorrow what could be done today, corsetry,being overly &
unnecessarily analytical, not fearing the silence.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Wuthering Heights , Pride & Prejudice, Let's Pretend
This Never Happened, The Stranger, Time's Arrow, The
Centaur,Perfume: the story of a murderer, Alice in Wonderland, Of
Mice & Men...ok, I love books. I can't really summarize
Movies: Labryinth, Tombstone, Zoolander, The Men Who Stare at
Goats, The Big Lebowski, any of the current Batman Films, Les Mis,
Lincoln & so many more.
Music: I love music. I'm not a big fan of current country.
Food: yup... I eat food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Burt's Bees Lip Balm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why every man here is "laid back","down to earth" & "easy
going" and every woman is obsessed with wineries and bacon? Why
isn't anyone honest: Some days I'm a train wreck and I don't really
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In bed early. It's been a long week and I need some rest.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'd really like to find a gig as a piano-bar singer.
You know that feeling after a first date when you can't even sleep?
You just lay there thinking about the person? That's what I want.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You have something funny, daring, witty or snarky to say and not
something about my eyes.
-You play a classical stringed instrument such as a violin, cello
- You've gyred and gimbled in the wabe with slithy toves.
- You'd be willing to teach me how to play chess.
- You'd like to lodge a complaint.
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