31 Leesburg, VA
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My self-summary
I believe that my greatest strengths are also my greatest weaknesses. Let's hope that the whole 'we are all beautifully flawed' thing is true, cause if not... well... a lot of us are screwed.

I am not just 'me'. I'm a 'We'. We are a couple in their 30's looking for...yeah, we don't know either.

Lets go for the Utopian answer: we'd like a cool guy who's buffed out and has an enormous cock to come pleasure us. Ideally he would be well educated and funny too. Oh yeah, if he could be a workout buddy and love dogs and kids, that would be swell!

In reality, we are looking for a guy (or gal) to come hang out with us, talk and have sex. We would prefer to like you as a person, but let's just see how it goes.

Note: We are looking for bi men/women ONLY. She is not interested in playing alone. If she is, she will contact you.

Deal breakers for us: you hate dogs and have an aversion to safe sex. She has HSV2 that is managed by medication, so if that's a deal breaker, we understand.
What I’m doing with my life
We both work full time.
We have 4 kids and 4 dogs.
We enjoy gardening and hanging out with people to whom we are close.
I’m really good at
Singing, Writing, making uncomfortable small talk, judging books by their covers, Lecturing toddlers on things they can't even begin to understand, befriending house pets, gardening, driving on mountains, sarcasm, looking busy, organizing/alphabetizing, giving unsolicited advice and/or opinions, being humble, putting off till tomorrow what could be done today, corsetry,being overly & unnecessarily analytical, not fearing the silence.
The first things people usually notice about me
My Eyes, without fail.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Wuthering Heights , Pride & Prejudice, Let's Pretend This Never Happened, The Stranger, Time's Arrow, The Centaur,Perfume: the story of a murderer, Alice in Wonderland, Of Mice & Men...ok, I love books. I can't really summarize here.

Movies: Labryinth, Tombstone, Zoolander, The Men Who Stare at Goats, The Big Lebowski, any of the current Batman Films, Les Mis, Lincoln & so many more.

Music: I love music. I'm not a big fan of current country.

Food: yup... I eat food.
The six things I could never do without
Internet Access
Burt's Bees Lip Balm
My Car
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why every man here is "laid back","down to earth" & "easy going" and every woman is obsessed with wineries and bacon? Why isn't anyone honest: Some days I'm a train wreck and I don't really drink.
On a typical Friday night I am
In bed early. It's been a long week and I need some rest.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'd really like to find a gig as a piano-bar singer.

You know that feeling after a first date when you can't even sleep? You just lay there thinking about the person? That's what I want.
You should message me if
-You have something funny, daring, witty or snarky to say and not something about my eyes.

-You play a classical stringed instrument such as a violin, cello or viola.

- You've gyred and gimbled in the wabe with slithy toves.

- You'd be willing to teach me how to play chess.

- You'd like to lodge a complaint.