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spiral9

43 / M / straight / Seeing someone

Portland, Oregon

Tests he’s written

  • The Art of Living Test The Art of Living Test image

    Choose the answer to each of the 12 questions that best describes your aspirations (not necessarily where you are now) and I will offer some feedback ...

    Taken 1380 times. Taken 0 times in the last 24 hours.
    Ranked #5800. Ranked #10607 in the last 24 hours.
  • The really short dotcom bubble Test

    hi! and welcome to the dotcom bubble test. this test will determine what sort of dotcom you worked for. if you worked for more than one, pick the one ...

    Taken 21 times. Taken 0 times in the last 24 hours.
    Ranked #36855. Ranked #22489 in the last 24 hours.
  • The Esoteric Path Test The Esoteric Path Test image

    Welcome to the antechamber. How far along the path to esoteric wisdom have you travelled? These questions will test how much you've learned from life'...

    Taken 6183 times. Taken 1 times in the last 24 hours.
    Ranked #1524. Ranked #2779 in the last 24 hours.

Tests he’s taken (151)

TestHis resultYour result
The Dating Persona Test The Boy Next Door (RGLD) Take it!
The Politics Test Democrat Take it!
The Slut Test 59% Slut Take it!
The Death Test Dead At 81 Take it!
The General Obscure Knowledge Test Artisticly Inclined Take it!
The Public Understanding of Scientific Terms and Concepts Test 92% Understanding! Take it!
The Ultimate Answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything Test The Sage Take it!
The Unexamined Life Test The Laughing Thinker Take it!
The Esoteric Path Test Darkest Before Dawn Take it!
The Sublime Philosophical Crap Test N-A-O Take it!
The Way Test True Warrior Take it!
The North American Trivia Test 22 American Logic Points. Take it!
The Where Should You Live Test You should live in a Rowhouse 'Hood Take it!
The What Internet Meme Are You? Test 54 Awesomeness, 42 Style Take it!
The How Much You Know About Women Test 72 Female Knowledge Take it!
The RPG Class Test Smart Paladin Take it!
The Quick & Painless ENNEAGRAM Test the Achiever Take it!
The Your Type of Girl Test The Girl Next Door Take it!
The Fisticuffs Psychology Test Mind Over Matter - 45 % Aggression, 78 % Take it!
The Are you Enlightened? Test 78 - Almost there Take it!
The Religious Leader or Founder Test 50% Eastern; 68% Western Take it!
The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test 69% nerdiness, 52% geekosity, 39% dork p Take it!
The Blue Collar Personality Test Average Joe Take it!
The 2-Variable Intuition Test Very Well-Rounded: (62%, 62%) Take it!
The Martial Arts Philosophy Test 20% Closed Fist, 71% Open Hand, 96% Hono Take it!
The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Test 307,570 descendants Take it!
The 100 Point Sexual Purity Test 59% pure - Rather Experienced Take it!
The fraserjames real intelligence Test 60/60 Take it!
The Free Beer & Sex Advice Test 69 - Strip Bar: Take it!
The IndieHipsterScene Test Underground Take it!
The Are You a Plausible Character? Test An Imaginary Friend Take it!
The Pho Test 58 pho ability Take it!
The Karma Test 8 - The vulture Take it!
The Individualist or Collectivist? Test 83 individualist Take it!
The Sexual HELL Test HELL LEVEL 2 Take it!
The 3 Variable Funny Test Category 3 Take it!
The Enlightenment Test Connected to Spirit Take it!
The How Many Words do You Know Test 148 - 48618 words Take it!
The Superstitious Nonsense Test 31% aware of Superstitious Nonsense Take it!
The How Culturally Jewish Are You? Test High Holy Days Jew - 55% Jewishness, 43% Take it!
The Do You Have A Sixth Sense Test 54% - Extended 5th Take it!
The Paganism Test 70% Paganism Expert Take it!
The Heart, Mind, and Body Test Emotional Thinker Take it!
The what will you be in next life Test 80 - THINKER! Take it!
The Sitakaliism Test 94% Sitakaliist Take it!
The Spirit Animal Test The Wolf Spirit Take it!
The Existentialist Mumbo Jumbo Test 89% - Bodhisattva Take it!
The Buddhist Test 66 / 95 / 84 - Sunlit Stream Take it!
The CIA Prepschool Test 35 - Blah Take it!
The True Traveller Test 47 - The True Traveller Take it!
The Dork Test 62% - Dorkalicious Take it!
The What's Your Signature Weapon Test Halberd Take it!
The Internet Stereotype Test Rounded Player Take it!
The Which Looney Tune Are You Test You are Wile E. Coyote! Take it!
The Castaway Test 78 leadership, 77 survivability, 80 prac Take it!
The Asshole or Pussy Test 23, I'm a(n) Sensitive Male Take it!
The Cowboy-Ninja-Pirate-Knight Test 7 Honor, 2 Justice, 9 Adventure, 5 Indiv Take it!
The Choose Your Own Adventure Test 50% health, $0, 90% appeal Take it!
The How Effective is Your Profile? Test 12 Profile Cliches A Bit Mainstream Take it!
The Stupid Internet Culture Test Net-Aware - 40% Net Cultured Take it!
The Intellectual Sexiness Test 75 intellectual sexiness! Take it!
The Existential Crisis Test Will to Power Take it!
The Southern-ness Test 68% Southern-ness Take it!
The Dream Job Test The Radio DJ Take it!
The Plato's Happiness Test 28 - Kitty in the Sun! Take it!
The Easy-Going or Over-Critical Test 36 - Balanced Take it!
The Spiritual Tradition Test 16% Dogmatic, 77% Mystical, 44% Esoteric Take it!
The Do you know how to build a PC Test 90% - System Builder Take it!
The Which Biblical Villain Are You Test Judas Iscariot Take it!
The D&D stats - Physical Test 12 Strength, 12 Constitution, 14 Dexteri Take it!
The D&D stats - Mental Test 15 Intelligence, 13 Wisdom, 13 Charisma Take it!
The Am I Mysterious? Test 51 Mysterious! Take it!
The do you belong here Test 112 - The Caretaker Take it!
The City Mouse or Country Mouse? Test 36% - Suburbanite Take it!
The Basic Economic Knowledge Test 73% Adam Smithiness Take it!
The Personal Insanity Test 62 Wisdom, 68 Awareness Enlightened Take it!
The Dead Head Test 85% - Casey Jones Take it!
The Who The Hell Are You Test 72 personality Take it!
The BASIC classic rock Test 96% classic rock background Take it!
The What's Your League? Test The Beautiful League Take it!
The 80's Movies for 80's Children Test Slimer Take it!
The Beat My Cat at Hard Trivia Test So Close... Take it!
The Risk to National Security Test 5 - Local Police Take it!
The Absurdly Difficult Trivia Test 34% - Trivial Pursuant Take it!
The Cute Boy Test 78% cute! Take it!
The Existential Test 70 existential wisdom Take it!
The 3-Variable Purity Test 45% (30% subst., 40% sex, 66% moral) Take it!
The What's Your Philosophy? Test Rationalist Take it!
The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test The Expatriot (38% brainwash, 22% antito Take it!
The Robot Test 9 Emotion, -23 Arrogance, 31 Intelligenc Take it!
The Gunslinger Showdown Mini Test Decent Take it!
The "Are You A Good Cook?" Test 66% - The Restauranteur Take it!
The Ascendancy Test The Mystic Take it!
The 'Are You Enlightened?' Test 67% - The Psychic Hotline Take it!
The What Was Your FORMER LIFETIME? Test 32% - The Concubine! YES!! Take it!
The Baseball Personality Test 54 Points Take it!
The Destiny Awaits You Test 5% Fate Take it!
The Fucking Metal Test Brother of Metal Take it!
The Insane Riddles Test 95 Madness Take it!
The Are You Respectful To Others Test 93 respectful to others Take it!
The Self-Defense Test 69 awareness Take it!
The I've Been on the Internet Test Old Hand Take it!
The Which suit of cards are you Test Joker Take it!
The Philosophy Test Edmund Husserl Take it!
The What classic punk band are you Test "Dead Kennedy's" Take it!
The Google Speed Test 90% accuracy, 86% speed Take it!
The Mythological Profile Test Roc Take it!
The OG Napoleon Dynamite Test 89% - Deb Take it!
The Who the real men are Test "The Diamant" Take it!
The True Disney Lover's Test 14 love of Disney Take it!
The are you a "goddamn cowboy" Test 18 - The Eccentric Asset Take it!
The "General" Personality Test The Intel Chief: 44% Bold, 73% Sbtl, 33 Take it!
The Quest for the Holy Grail Test 70% - Tim Take it!
The should you be allowed to vote Test 100% basic political knowledge Take it!
The Seattle Test 80% - Seattle-ite 4 LIFE! Take it!
The Rogue Underwear Ninja Test 59 Ninja Points Take it!
The What Kind of PIRATE Are You Test William Dampier 61% Treasurer, 71% Seaf Take it!
The Sex In The Library Test 96 bookishness, 81 kinkiness Take it!
The Poker Understanding Test 78% - The Rounder Take it!
The Inner Child Test Good Parent Take it!
The What Universe Do You Live In Test Smart and Honest (83%, 5%) Take it!
The Dragon Tooth Crop Test 69% philanthropism, 30% misanthropy Take it!
The Do you know your rockstars? Test 56% Rockstar Knowledge Take it!
The How International Are You? Test Settled - 35% worldly Take it!
The Elemental Balance Test Clouds Take it!
The How Socially Evolved are You? Test 90 Social Prowess Take it!
The BIG WORDS ARE SEXY Test 17 - Vocabulary Vixen! Take it!
The Real Gamers use Dice Test Drop 2d10- you rolled 57% Take it!
The LONG Scientific Personality Test INFP - the Healer Take it!
The Existential Awareness Test 41 - Nihilist Take it!
The Lucid Dreaming Test The Master of Dreams Take it!
The "How much do you need coffee?" Test 17 - Social Drinker Take it!
The Esoteric Information Test 64% - Wow. Take it!
The Esoteric History Test 79 Historical, 67 Esoterical Take it!
The Highschool Stereotype Test 37 grades, 69 sports, 66 drugs, 69 frien Take it!
The Commonly Confused Words Test English Genius Take it!
The Global General Knowledge Test "Almost Smart Arse" Take it!
The Active & Outdoorsy Test 70% - Pretty Active Take it!
The If I Had a Million Dollars Test Spent $580000 (Comfy & Conservative) Take it!
The Worst Case Scenarios Test 61% Survival Rate (Trooper) Take it!
The Rule a Country Test Centrist Democracy (78%/47%/62%) Take it!
The Correct Spelling Test 90% - You're Smart! Take it!
The True Geek Test 73% geekness Take it!
The Who Would You Be in 1400 AD Test The Lord Take it!
The Grateful Dead Test 85% on the Grateful Dead test! Take it!
The Which Peanuts Character Am I Test I am Franklin! Take it!
The Whats ur Wardrobe like? Test 67% - Your Totally Hot!! Take it!
The What is your REAL age Test You're 48 !!! Take it!
The Alcohol Knowledge Test 113 proof, (80 beer, 83 wine, 60 liquor) Take it!
The Agnostic Fundamentalism Test 19 - Agnostic Fundamental Take it!

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