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splavin

20 M Norfolk, MA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–22
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 11
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi! Name's Sean, nice to meet ya!
I am a laid back, easygoing kind of person. I strive everyday to be as non judgemental as I can, everyone has their own issues (including myself), nobody deserves to be dismissed. I've been described as a very humble, sweet, and compassionate person. I am also shy and kind of awkward, especially with people or situations I dont know much about. I tend to keep my circle of friends small, opting for a few very good friends than a multitude of so-so ones. If it isnt clear already, I'm a bit of an introvert. Not a hardcore one, I am willing to go out and do things. I really enjoy climbing, hiking, and will take any oppurtunity to go boating/sailing. I suppose I feel most at ease in my "cave". My humor is a mix of sarcasm, observation, and absurdity.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working full time on a killer farmer's tan (aka landscaping) over the summer for now, debating what my next step will be once the fall comes around.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
eating terrible, terrible things and somehow not gain weight
getting waaaayyy too sucked into things (movies, shows, games etc.)
being distracted at the wrong times
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I come off as quiet and a tad bit awkward (read: very)

Some people like to comment on my eyes for whatever reason
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The only kind of books I have read in a longtime are comic books, being the uncultured pleb that I am. I'm a Marvel guy myself, but I do dabble in DC and some independents.

movies: Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Memento, Marvel universe movies, The Hurt Locker, Sin City, Edgar Wright/Nick Frost/Simon Pegg films, Four Lions, Nolan's Batman trilogy, Tarantino films, Airplane!, The Naked Gun, Pixar anything, Shrek 1&2, Life of Brian, Dirty Harry, Borat, Warriors, Bronson, Studio Ghibli anything, Bourne trilogy, Ip Man, Black Dynamite, Saving Private Ryan, Boondock Saints, Fight Club, The Thin Red Line, No Country for Old Men, Gran Torino, Battle Royale... and many many others I'll add more if I have time

tv: Band of Brothers, Game of Thrones, Futurama, Dexter, Magnum PI, Rescue Me, Adventure Time, Community, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Psych, Avengers Assemble, Last airbender, Robot Chicken, Frisky Dingo, Archer, Twilight Zone, Arrested Development, Cowboy Bebop, Venture Bros, Space Ghost C2C,Baccano!, Berserk, Planetes, Samurai Champloo

Music: I'm not really picky, but I do like to listen to thrash, classic metal/rock, mostly stuff between hard rock and heavy metal.
"Unofficial" Top 5 Bands: 1. AC/DC 2. Metallica 3. Van Halen 4. Rage Against the Machine 5. Megadeth
Taken a real liking to Childish Gambino lately, which is weird for me. Donald Glover is the shit though.

I like listening to standup, especially if I'm driving. Jim Gaffigan, Lewis Black, John Mulaney, Patton Oswalt, and Eugene Mirman are some of my favorites.

Games: I primarily play on PC nowadays, waiting for the next steam sale to have its way with my wallet (the summer sale was brutal). Right now I'm finally playing Skyrim (late to the party, I know) and raging my way through Witcher 2.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
internet connection
arizona iced tea
drawing
Reddit
Humor
That other thing... you know... that thing that does the thing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
plots of shows/movies i've watched recently
trying not to make an ass out of myself
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
unwinding from the week
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I feel really uncomfortable around sharks and snakes
A cocky attitude is a surefire way to make me lose respect for someone
If you aren't okay with the LGBT community, we probably wont get along
Asparagus is the bane of my existence
You should message me if
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If you can tell me one of the below:

Why Nic Cage is so goddamn amazing.

Your most tinfoil theory about Game of Thrones.

Your favorite Monty Python quote