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splodge9

26 / F / Bisexual / Single

Reading, United Kingdom

Her Details

Last Online
May 1
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I guess the fact I struggle to describe myself is a good description of myself. I like hiking, but mostly I'm a recluse. I ran 10k once then gave up running and wish I had the motivation to get back into it as it felt great . I'd love to go out to tiny intimate parties and pretend to be cultured while getting hammered on red wine play boardgames. If I'm gonna be drunk I'm might as well be classy about it!

I'm a nerd so if things like linux servers and python code make you queasy it would probably be a good idea to move on as you'll probably think I'm really boring. I tend to get over excited when I come up with something new to do with my computer , and you may get ignored If I'm busy setting up whatever the "latest thing" is. We will probably get along well if you are like this.
What I’m doing with my life
Contemplating the universe from my fortress of solitude. Trying to get a fuller understanding of life via unemployment. Trying to overcome going outside anxiety problems.

I'm also messing around with photography and really enjoy it at as hobby, improving at it slowly!
I’m really good at
procrastinating and cuddles
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
~~BOOKS~~
Bad Star wars Fiction , Frank Herbert (DUNE SERIES), Isaac Asimov , Robert Heinlein , Phillip K. Dick , Terry Pratchett , Books that nerds read

~~MOVIES~~
Dune , Avatar , Superbad , Girl Interrupted , Shutter Island , Alien , American Psycho , Blade Runner , A Scanner Darkly , Boogie Nights , District 9 , Logan's Run , Moon , Pandorum , The Land Before Time

~~TV~~
House , Weeds , Chuck , Dr Who , Battlestar Galatica , Dexter , Misfits , Firefly , Stargate , Game of Thrones

~~MUSIC~~
Muse , Placebo , Bad Techno Music . Usually I just listen to an internet stream and whatever happens to be on that. Gaga fan .
The six things I could never do without
People to unveil my latest creations to
Computers to create things on
My top secret time travel device that looks and functions exactly like a phone
My Jelly bean plant (Died in 2011, RIP Jelly Plant)
My Hiking boots
Sunglasses to put on after making a witty one liner
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend loads of time thinking about how I could create world peace, actually no that is a complete and total lie , i spend most of it fantasizing about how a incredibly rich boy with sparkly skin will marry me then i divorce him taking half his money and run off with a 20 year old toy boy to South America.
On a typical Friday night I am
at home in my pajamas watching a horror movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think wasps are fucking assholes
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, activity partners, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
you have weird fetishes