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spoll2000

39 M Boulder, CO

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:27pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Let's see, here are some fun facts about me:

I consider myself fairly intelligent, yet I absolutely love moron movies. Dumb and Dumber, Step Brothers, The Jerk, The Campaign (slow motion baby punching scene...friggin hilarious!). So needless to say, sense of humor is a MUST...please don't take me seriously.

I think there is a big difference between "needing" someone in your life, and "wanting" someone in your life.

I think Jack Handy was a zen master. If you don't remember who that was, you will make me feel really old (love classic SNL!). When my girls unleash random wisdom on me, I refer to them as Jack Handy.

If you judge success solely on job title and size of the paycheck, then we probably won't be a very good match. I do fairly well in that regard, but work is not what defines me. What I feel makes me successful is the fact that my girls still consider me their hero and we have a great relationship. For 13 years now I have always found a way to juggle a career while helping with homework and never missing a game or school function. The past 6 years that I have been divorced have been no different, and I always put them before my needs. With that said, I do have a lot of help and also cherish my "adult time". I'm looking for someone for me, who could also become a really good friend to my girls someday. And I will be a good friend and role model to yours (if you have them).

Exercise has been a big part of my life for a long time and is one of my other passions (and I always find time to fit it in as well!). That is why I chose a career in IT technical management. (Yes, that was sarcasm). It is always nice to be with someone that shares that passion, but not a necessity.

Oh ya, and I am pretty cautious about approaching women without kids, simply because I don't want to put you in an awkward position if that's "not your thing" or you are "past that point". So if that is you, you may need to approach me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know...I get embarrassed talking about myself...I guess my arms? Or perhaps my beautiful flowing hair.
The six things I could never do without
My girls
My parents
Life Saver Gummies
Fantasy Football with the boys (um ya, I AM a GUY!)
Working out
Text flirting
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When you see a group of birds flying in a "V", how does the bird at the front of the "V" get promoted to that highly prestigious position?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–47
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating