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spoonoxl

31 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:23pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, White, Other
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Administration
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), Russian (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just trying to be the best me that I can be.

"I'm a street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm." Iggy Pop
"Half of life is fucking up. The other half is dealing with it" Henry Rollins
"I never hurt nobody but myself and that's nobody's business but my own." Billie Holiday
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I spend it working for a housing first/harm reduction nonprofit organization. Making noise in a band. Trying to walk slower. Attempting to not over think life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Losing cool points, rock paper scissors , breathing...sometimes walking. Handling my hallucinogenics. Cooking roast beef. Being a stupid light drinker.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That my pants are stupid tight and that I talk with heavy "valley" accent. Also that my milk shake is drawing no one over.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
HA HA! Cookies on dowels.
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Music: Dub, Punk, Electronic, Blues, Country, Rock & Roll, R & B, Funk, Hip Hop.

Movies: Everything besides romantic, gory (Hostel, Saw), and foreign films. I'm not that cool.

Books: "Disintegration: The splintering of Black America" is my current favorite.

Food: Most things "Americanized" and/or fried.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Protons, neutrons, hydrogen, oxygen, rational thinking, irrational thinking.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
About this bar, who's name I can't remember, that made the best Hemingway in the historical history of EVER. If I have a booger in my nose. Exactly how many licks it take to to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Why people like cocaine so much? Who made God? What the universe is expanding into? Why do tall women hate short men? Who put bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp? Zombie apocalypses? Who serves a great appletini?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working or watching a documentary on something I want to know more about at the current moment. Taking apart and rebuilding my bass. I'm lame as s**t.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Scared to death of roaches, I can't swim and I'm a huge fucking dork.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You dig how I shamelessly sell myself on a dating site and you can joke a lot or you make beats.