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spoonoxl

31 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:06pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, White, Other
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Administration
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), Russian (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Three quotes that I feel sum me up.
"I'm a street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm." Iggy Pop
"Half of life is fucking up. The other half is dealing with it" Henry Rollins
"I never hurt nobody but myself and that's nobody's business but my own." Billie Holiday

I'm under the impression that if I fill this out properly, it turns into a resume'. And that is just too cold and impersonable to me...Like OKC BWHAAHAHAHAHA jokes...

https://soundcloud.com/spoono
What I’m doing with my life
I spend most of my time trying to figure out why I'm so fucking gnarly. But if I do have free time, I spend it working for a housing first/harm reduction nonprofit organization. Making noise in a band. Trying to walk slower. Attempting to be a good guy.
I’m really good at
Losing cool points, rock paper scissors , breathing...sometimes walking. Handling my hallucinogenics. Cooking roast beef. Being a stupid light drinker.
The first things people usually notice about me
That my pants are stupid tight and that I talk with heavy "valley" accent. Also that my milk shake is drawing no one over.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
HA HA! Cookies on dowels.
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Music: Dub, Punk, Electronic, Blues, Country, Rock & Roll, R & B, Funk, Hip Hop.

Movies: Everything besides romantic, gory (Hostel, Saw), and foreign films. I'm not that cool.

Books: "Disintegration: The splintering of Black America" is my current favorite.

Food: Most things "Americanized" and/or fried.
The six things I could never do without
Protons, neutrons, hydrogen, oxygen, rational thinking, irrational thinking.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
About this bar, who's name I can't remember, that made the best Hemingway in the historical history of EVER. If I have a booger in my nose. Exactly how many licks it take to to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Why people like cocaine so much? Who made God? What the universe is expanding into? Why do tall women hate short men? Who put bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp? Zombie apocalypses? Who serves a great appletini?
On a typical Friday night I am
Working or watching a documentary on something I want to know more about at the current moment. Taking apart and rebuilding my bass. I'm lame as s**t.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm know to be blunt and aloof.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You dig how I shamelessly sell myself on a dating site and you can joke a lot. Your looking for a partner in crime, Han to your Chewie, Crunchy PB to your Jam, a person to share time with.