GREETINGS AND WELCOME TO MY PROFILE!

Disclaimer: I only date people my age (+/- 2 yrs). Don't waste youre time if that isnt you. Thanks.

Anyway, this image is the best self-summary possible.

I like watching movies, producing films, performing, going on walks, and making pie. I keep myself busy with lots of different projects and shenanigans. I've been told I have the personality of a MPDG, but I'm also very quick-witted, passionately political, and organized. I can seem ditzy, but, in actuality, I'm quite the intellectual and can more than hold my own in any kind of philosophical discussion or debate.

I just wanna be on that show Catfish.

TLDR: These gifs do a better job of summarizing me: this and this!

My goal is to one day be a producer at the Disney Animation Studios. Until then, I listen to my mom nag me about "getting a real job," meaning at all related to what I studied in school (film). I'm starting an independent film with a friend that we plan on submitting to film fests some time next year, and I also work part time at Intimacy where I get to share the plethora of random facts I know about boobs and lingerie.

TLDR: I look at boobs for money.

uploading B+W videos of myself lip syncing in my PJS.

I'm always busy and I always have a lot of energy for different projects. Sometimes I think I'm turning into Miranda Priestly.

Physically, it's that I look and sound a lot younger than I am. Or my ass. And because I've actually gotten assholes who tell me that putting curvy will make people think I'm fat, my current measurements are 40-30-43.

Books: Nine Stories, Harry Potter, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Hunger Games, This Side of Paradise; any kind of post-modern theory of mass media is usually pretty interesting, as are feminist theorists
Movies: Lilo and Stitch, Eternal Sunshine, Across the Universe, Amelie, Breathless, Daisies, Celine and Julie Go Boating, When Harry Met Sally, Big Fish, Tangled, Edward Scissorhands, Moonrise Kingdom, Dr. Horrible
Shows: Community, Pushing Daisies, Adventure Time, Doctor Who, 30 Rock, Girls, New Girl
Music: The Hush Sound, Shiny Toy Guns, Cage the Elephant, Belle and Sebastian, The Postal Service, The Kinks, The Beatles, She and Him, Demi Lovato, The Killers, Meatloaf
Food: Anything but mashed potatoes; I love trying new foods, especially in sushi or Indian restaurants

how i feel about potatoes (i really hate potatoes)

1. Disney movies
2. pie
3. feminism
4. social networking
5. Rocky Horror
6. Betsey Johnson dresses

Postmodernism, feminist theory, and mass media.

Where I can find a bra that's the most identical to Janet's for my Rocky Horror costume.

Also, why is packaged mozzarella cheese and fresh mozzarella cheese so different in taste and consistency? Are they even the same thing? Do I even want to know the answer? (no)

Driving around the tri-state area to see friends, dressing up for Rocky Horror in NYC, having a beer and smores while smoking hookah, going on other various adventures.

I have a really unhealthy obsession with Meatloaf. Really, really unhealthy. Whatever you imagine to be an "unhealthy obsession"... it's about 100X worse.

You like Rocky Horror, Meatloaf, Disney movies, pie, or feminist/film theorists.

You watch the webseries "Don't Drink It!" that I produce.

You want to treat me to some Indian food because I'm broke. 6th St on the East Side has some great places that are pretty inexpensive hint hint nudge nudge.

Or if your profile picture isn't actually you. I really wanna be on that show Catfish.