GREETINGS AND WELCOME TO MY PROFILE!

I like watching movies, producing films, performing, going on long walks, and making pie. I keep myself busy with lots of different projects and shenanigans. In relationships, I've always fallen into the MPDG category, and I'm getting kind of sick of it.

I just wanna be on that show Catfish.

TLDR: These gifs do a better job of summarizing me: this and this!

This image is the best self-summary possible.

Directing and starring in my first indie film about a girl dealing with rape culture in the 1950's.

Also, selling high end lingerie to pay the bills.

Well, I'm a woman so...

Physically, it's that I look and sound a lot younger than I am. Or my ass.

Otherwise, it's that I'm always busy working on multiple projects.

Books: Nine Stories, Harry Potter, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Hunger Games, This Side of Paradise; any kind of post-modern theory of mass media is usually pretty interesting, as are feminist theorists
Movies: Lilo and Stitch, Eternal Sunshine, Across the Universe, Amelie, Breathless, Daisies, Celine and Julie Go Boating, When Harry Met Sally, Big Fish, Tangled, Edward Scissorhands, Moonrise Kingdom, Dr. Horrible
Shows: Community, Pushing Daisies, Adventure Time, Doctor Who, 30 Rock, Girls, New Girl
Music: The Hush Sound, Shiny Toy Guns, Cage the Elephant, Belle and Sebastian, The Postal Service, The Kinks, The Beatles, She and Him, Demi Lovato, The Killers, Meatloaf
Food: Anything but mashed potatoes; I love trying new foods, especially in sushi or Indian restaurants

how i feel about potatoes (i really hate potatoes)

1. Disney movies
2. pie
3. feminism
4. social networking
5. Rocky Horror
6. Betsey Johnson dresses

how to beat the next achievement in Plants vs. Zombies.

Dammit. Beat all of them. When is PvZ2 coming out?

atypical.

I have a really unhealthy obsession with Meatloaf. Really, really unhealthy. Like, was in the middle of a mental breakdown near Astor Place, heard some guy playing For Crying Out Loud on one of those Chobani-sponsored pianos, and calmed right the fuck down. Whatever you imagine to be an "unhealthy obsession"... it's about 100X worse.

You enjoyed my gifs.

You watch the webseries "Don't Drink It!" that I produce.

Your profile picture isn't actually you. I really wanna be on that show Catfish.