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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 33–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:50am
5' 4" (1.63m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
Doesn’t want kids
Has dogs
English (Somewhat), French (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat), Italian (Somewhat), Other (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
10.5.15 The following was written somewhere in 2012ish, gauging by my words and images. I've put up a current photos, and tweaked a few things, but what I wanted then is what I want now.


If what you see and read here resonates, let me know. The one I want right now vibrates at my level. All the rest of this is irrelevant if you don't match my vibration.


Notes from the field:

A guy friend tells me I approach men too aggressively. He keeps telling me to slow the fuck down. I guess I'm not interested in someone who can't keep up because that seems silly to me to compromise myself before I even know if someone's worth compromising for. So if you can't handle class V rapids, you'll never get to the floating sections with me. My rapids are dramatic, but in a positive way. I'll push your body and your mind in ways you can't imagine. If you let me. If you want me.

I have a laser stare. I've learned to control it better, but it can be wildly uncomfortable if you're not on the same wave length, from what I understand. It's part of who I am and I only want a man who wants the whole Me.

Bottom line: If you don't want to see my laser stare, with all that it contains, directed at you, I'd rather not bother. I'll just turn you to steam and that would frustrate me.

I am odd, unabashedly exuberant, easily amused and continually do things without knowing why at the time. I have a healthy self respect and I can promise that my crazy is the good kind. It remains to be seen if your crazy meshes well with mine. I've come to the conclusion that crazy meshing is the ultimate connection.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Using my feet to change people's lives. It's true. I love what I do.
Waiting for my next surf trip to arise. It's been like being in a permanent trough these days. But the next wave will come. It always does, if you wait for it.
Designing better tools for my industry.
Writing. I'm not sure what it's gonna be, but I'm writing it as it comes in. Sometimes it's poetry. Very bad poetry, but improving all the time.
2015 Gone walkabout to research for several projects.
Shifting my intake to things that are good for me. Please don't offer me chicken fried steak. It's excruciatingly hard for me to turn down.
Painting and drawing again. Turns out, I'm better at it than I used to be. Funny how that worked. Maybe it's because I'm just having fun with it. I'm not trying to impress myself, or anyone else.
Sculpting is up next. My hands are tingling to get started but my head hasn't sorted the plan of attack yet.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
whispering to muscles with my feet; dancing by myself; interpreting animal behavior; laughing at myself and everyone else; making amazingly tempting tiny bites (my cookies are crack); tying an Argie tail knot on a polo pony; questioning authority; making really bad decisions but then fixing them; advising people on how not to make bad decisions, or at least good ways to fix them; seeing the positive in the darkest situations; making people laugh; thinking of more efficient ways of doing things; dancing like the world is watching (I excell before an imaginary audience); exercising my patience...and my balance.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You tell me...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Aren't these good things to talk about when we meet? Does it really matter what I say here?
I read.
I watch movies. Usually streaming on netflix.
Does this mean tv or bway?
Music, yes. Sometimes. I like silence, too.
Who doesn't love food?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six is an odd number, no? Why not 10? Or 3? Or 40? Here're a few... in no particular order:
2015 I've shed all extraneous stuff and am down to a car, my walkabout gear, and about 4 cubic feet of treasures. I'm floating. It's incredible.
~My dog Lew (though one day that will happen, the tragic result of differing lifespans).
~My imagination. I live there often.
-The ocean. Anywhere. Anytime. Hopefully eventually, in large blocks of time.
~Vision aids. I'm working steadily at self correcting as much as psychically possible. I played a game of handball without glasses last week and did better than I did with lenses on, so it must be working a little. Maybe I'm accessing another vision source...2015 now I breathe through different channels after DJedi training and Wim Hof workshops, it's weird to be me.
~My friends and family. Indispensable.
~A roof over my head - walls are optional.
~Food in my belly. O Fried Nuggets o' Glory, how I miss thee!
~Sharp knives, the big ones. All my knives are big and sharp. Except one, and it's severely neglected but it doesn't seem to mind.
~A job that I don't hate. At least I finally figured that one out. 2015 I no longer use the term job for myself. I work. Sometimes I get paid.
~Clean water to drink. And currently a lot of beet juice and watermelon juice. Tequila if we're drinkin.
~My passport, preferably stamped at least once a year.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why we're here

how things work

how many idiots the planet will actually sustain and why

if as many women on here post naked photos of themselves as men and are the majority just as unflattering

how to make better tools

where I'm going next and if I'll travel alone ... maybe you'll join me. 2015 you didn't join me, but the offer still stands. Heading to Utah for a spell tomorrow (10.6)

why people willingly choose to commute for hours every day just to have a giant cookie cutter house that looks like every 3rd one on every block

why people will still stand in line for 2 hours for Franklin BBQ (is anything worth standing in line for 2 hours? Well, besides a kickass rollercoaster, of course)

how funny everything is

how amazing everything is

why so many people are so miserable all the time 2015 I figured this one out
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday is rather the same as any other day of the week in my world and "typical" really doesn't apply to much in my life. 2015 understatement of the century, right there
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I took my Centaur for a haute ècole session in the park this morning. Didn't you? 2015 I play with whipsnakes now. We dance in the park often.

I'm essentially a reptile when it comes to weather. I don't do well in the cold. And I have a love-hate relationship with air conditioning. Water is a requirement. As are trees. I've done too much desert already. 2015 obviously I was wrong about the desert. 😕
You should message me if
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'you can and do write in complete sentences and have more to say in your initial email than "Hello (insert flattering adjective). How are you today?". I've made some effort to give you plenty of things to comment on or ask about. If you didn't even skim my words, I'll be slightly flattered if I find you attractive (or mildly annoyed if I don't) that you even bothered to write me, but I probably won't respond.

`you do acroyoga and slackline. This is a priority for me currently. I need a tall guy to climb all over. A little like this:
But more climbing.

`you're the real life version of Iron Man. I have the antidote...
But I'm not going to run your business, I'm wearing the other suit.

`you're not afraid of strong intense women. Seriously. Think about this hard before you message me.

`you're not attached to someone else. I wanna be your only one..

`you don't mind a six pack on a chick. I'm not very squishy right now, almost no body fat actually. If you like your women well padded, I'm probably not for you.

'You're reasonably attractive and admirably fit. (I mean it about the fit part. I am not even slightly attracted to men carrying extra weight, or even those who are just naturally bear-like. For instance, I like a baseball/basketball player's build over a football player.)

`you find me unbearably attractive and can't wait to have me make you laugh.

`you have more than one photo (preferably the max allowed) and at least some of them were taken within the last few months. I really don't care what you looked like at some point in the past. Well you know, not yet. You can show me that part later. And please have at least one or two without your ubiquitous shades on. I wanna see your eyes. It's important.

`you think rabbit holes are perfectly good portals into wonderlands and are able and willing to go head first down any that you find.

`Willy Wonka is your idol.

'you'd like me to be the co-star of your show 2015 you wanna be the co-star in mine, too. I hope you're writing yourself a good one because mine is a blast.

`you agree that the line between reality and fantasy is often blurry and has a rather wide margin.

`you are ready to fall fast and hard if that's what happens. I can't promise forever, but I can promise the time of your life. If it happens to last forever, that would be tremendously fortuitous!
I'd like that. But only if it stays fun. No fun = no longer fortuitous. Fun can happen in the middle of tragedy. Really. It's a brilliant stress reliever. And the less stress, the better everything else works. Not that I'm predicting tragedy for us. But shit does indeed happen. Gotta laugh about it or it stays shit.

`you want to run around town like 5 year olds who have money and cars. 5 year olds who say Fuck a lot. My inner kid still thinks it's hilarious to say fuck. And don't get me started on farts. Farts are fuckin' funny, I don't care who you are.

`you want to take me surfing. Or even just to the beach. SUPing would be lovely here or there. SUPing's lovely everywhere.

it's entirely possible that you're an alien.

`you seek Passion foremost and let everything follow from there.

`you Know.

You're still here? Alright then... What cartoon character defines how you're feeling right this second?