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spotsandstripes

29 Holyoke, MA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Likes: documentaries, mockumentaries, a good pun, the woods, your dog, funny people who care about things

Dislikes: people who are more pretentious than me, misogynistic comics, traditional American condiments, Libertarians
What I’m doing with my life
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Figuring it out.

Currently working my dream job as a Behavioral Instructor at a very special education program for autistic kids with severe behavioral challenges. It is NEVER BORING. I come home black and blue a lot. o.O

Planning a grand adventure to southeast Asia!

11/6/14 - quit smoking 22 days ago, went to the gym three times this week, voted. Feeling pretty morally superior.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding something to laugh at, even when it's looking grim.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair. There is a lot of it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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In Cold Blood, The Executioner's Song, anything Vonnegut, Phillip Pullman's His Dark Materials, Margaret Atwood's Maddaddam trilogy, the McCourt brothers, Trinity, A Tale of Two Cities

Movies: Harold and Maude, Withnail and I, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Paris is Burning, Grizzly Man, anything Wes Anderson, Judd Apatow, Christopher Guest, The Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill, Street Fight, The War Room, The Aristocrats, Waking Life, What's Eating Gilbert Grape? Being John Malcovich, Dead Poets Society, Wet Hot American Summer, I don't know, a trillion others

Music: Bob Dylan, Bob Marley and the Wailers, Paul Simon, George Harrison, Tom Petty, Dar Williams, Kimya Dawson, Ani DiFranco, Amy Ray, Conor Oberst, Chris Pureka, Erin McKeown, Nicole Reynolds, Jenny Lewis, Manu Chao, Fiona Apple, Cat Stevens, The Flaming Lips, The Tallest Man on Earth, MEN, Beck

TV: The West Wing, Northern Exposure, Freaks and Geeks, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, 30 Rock, Key and Peele, Louie, Lucky Louie, Girls, The Mindy Project, BROAD CITY, Inside Amy Schumer, Naked and Afraid, No Reservations

Favorite comics: Louis CK, Sarah Silverman, Amy Schumer, Janeane Garofalo, Margaret Cho, Chris Rock, Hannibal Burress, Dave Chappelle
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Laughing, good company, my pets, adventures great and small, optimism via sheer dint of will, a sense of purpose
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The state of the world, pet nutrition, other people's woes, the trash island in the Pacific, where I want to be in 5 years, the inanity of the human condition, smashing the state
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making the most of it.
You should message me if
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Oooh, if you know anything about keeping a reef tank. If you were sad when you heard Howard Zinn died. Or if you just think you could inject a little positivity into my life. Can't have too much of that, right?