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29 F Holyoke, MA

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Last Online
Today – 6:18pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Full figured
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Likes: observation of proper animal husbandry techniques, radical geography, chatting with the homeless, eloquence, learning, the gays, the woods, documentaries, mockumentaries, uncommon monosyllabic words, whole foods, fractals, various and sundry literary devices

Dislikes: imperialism, the patriarchy, eggplant no matter how hard I try, tastelessly violent films, how much I enjoy good TV, arrogance and pretension, corporatocracy, The Corn Lobby, Philistinism

I somehow manage to take everything too seriously and not seriously enough, simultaneously.

I am witty, curious, and discontented
What I’m doing with my life
I currently work as a Program Coordinator of a group home for four women with developmental disabilities. Essentially this means I am a chauffeur/line cook/social director/soccer mom/therapist/sister-friend/The Enforcer/maid/EMT/Fixer/travel agent/plumber/mechanic.
I’m really good at
Google-based research. Persevering on my journey of learning how to cook, if not learning how to cook. Being independent. Laughing at myself. Laughing at everyone else. Captivating gay men and weirdos. Spelling.

I'm really bad at: interior decorating, math, returning phone calls, going to bed at a reasonable hour
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair. There is a lot of it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: In Cold Blood, The Executioner's Song, A Tale of Two Cities, Mother Night, God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater, Charles Manson: In His Own Words, Diary of an Emotional Idiot, The Rum Diary, The Great Gatsby, I, Rigoberta Menchu, Wicked, Pullman's His Dark Materials Trilogy, Cherry, Oryx and Crake

Movies: Harold and Maude, Withnail and I, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Paris is Burning, The Times of Harvey Milk, Grizzly Man, Adaptation, Rushmore, The Darjeeling Limited, Pineapple Express, A Mighty Wind, Best in Show, The Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill, Street Fight, The War Room, The Aristocrats, Waking Life, What's Eating Gilbert Grape? Being John Malcovich, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Realms of the Unreal, I don't know, a trillion others

Music: Bob Dylan, Bob Marley and the Wailers, Paul Simon, George Harrison, Tom Petty, Michael Franti and Spearhead, Dar Williams, Kimya Dawson, Ani DiFranco, Amy Ray, Doria Roberts, Conor Oberst and the Mystic Valley Band, Buena Vista Social Club, Manu Chao, Fiona Apple, Cat Stevens, The Flaming Lips, The Tallest Man on Earth, Ryan Montbleau Band

TV: The West Wing, Northern Exposure, Freaks and Geeks, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Office, 30 Rock, Green Wing
The six things I could never do without
My good dictionary + rest of book collection (that counts as one thing, right?), Michigan Womyn's Music Festival, good company, my pets, the odd adventure, optimism via sheer dint of will
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The state of the world, pet nutrition, other people's woes, the trash island in the Pacific, where I want to be in 5 years, the inanity of the human condition, smashing the state
On a typical Friday night I am
Possibly in Syracuse, reminiscing with friends over tapas and vino. Maybe out Somerville way, proving my trivia prowess over G&Ts? Most likely enjoying a tea stick, trying out a new recipe, listening to sweet tunes, seeing a movie, reading a good book, etc etc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think I could live a happy and fulfilled life in a polyamorous triad with Ira Glass and Rachel Maddow. You should identify with this on some level.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Oooh, if you know anything about keeping a reef tank. If you were sad when you heard Howard Zinn died. Or if you just think you could inject a little positivity into my life. Can't have too much of that, right?