Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
DISCLAIMER: I am completely terrified of children. Yes, even your
adorable 5 year old. I don't like to be around them. This is not
meant as an offense to anyone. Im sure your kids are awesome. Just
not for me. It is an irrational fear that I'm working on. For now
though, don't expect me to come within fifty feet of your
I like books, video games, and being outside. i dont like drama or
liars. i love animals and swimming. i want to get a dog. if any one
near me knows where i can get a puppy let me know.
im looking for friends and maybe a little more. if nothing else i
will talk to anyone. i love cheesy romantic stuff like flowers,
dancing in the rain,and candlelight.
i have eight siblings altogether. if this bothers you, you have
issues. (Update: I now have a baby sister. So, 9.)
i am a nerdfighter. major points if you know what this is. i want
to go to vidcon next year so bad!!!
i am overweight. if this bothers you, you are not alone. i hate it
and im working on it. if to cant stand overweight people dont talk
to me.( I don't think I'm ugly, just unhealthy)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
im living in an apt alone. I work at a distribution center for a
mail order company. thats about it really. trying online school
when i save enough money. i have no car, so if you dont live in the
same town as me, you gotta do the distance
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
talking without saying anything, and listening. also getting shy
animals to come to me, its a talent ive had since i was a kid.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my eyes. theyre a dark blue with little green rings around the
they probably also notice that i talk alot when im nervous.
Oh and also that I'm a bit weird.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books: john greens books, eragon, artemis fowl, moby dick, treasure
island, harry potter, I love books. I am always looking for new
additions to my collection.
food:tacos!!! and bacon... god no wonder im overweight. i do like
fruit tho. except bananas.
music:anything with a good tune but i love country music. also i
love hank green.
movies:no scary movies. other than that anything. romantic
comedies. adventure/ action movies.
shows:Doctor Who!! oh and family guy, bones, glee, psych, phineas
and ferb, animal cops, about half of the adult swim shows(the other
half i cant stand. there is no middle ground,) and all of the 90s
At the people's request, video games: skyrim, dragon age, fable,
portal, and Lego games. Terrible at stuff like COD and halo.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Why are these hard to come up with anyway? Most of those are
superficial, and I didn't want to put down the obvious essentials
for life, so, what couldn't I live without, really?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the miracle of human consciousness.
getting a puppy. or kitteh
how sad it is that no one wants to go swimming with me.
what im gonna do with my life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Video games. Currently skyrim and dragon age.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm afraid of the dark. legit afraid. it's sad, but true. when I'm
alone i sleep with a light on
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
if you want to chill AND live close enough to me
also if you dftba or want to know what nerdfighters are.
Better leave a list of reasons you shouldn't contact me as
To compliment my anatomy in some vulgar fashion. I do not find it
impressive or flattering. You wanna look at my pics, go ahead.
Don't talk to me unless you have something else to say.
I am not a unicorn. Please don't ask me to join your established
heterosexual relationship in any way. I am not looking for
If all your message says is "hello" or "hi" or something generic
along those lines, don't expect a response.
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