THIS PRODUCT (aka Spunky ) CONTAINS THE FOLLOWING INGREDIENTS : A great sense of humor, affection, the qualities and personality of an extremely nice guy, I am for real ( are you?), dateable ( at least I think I am ) , compassion for others, single ( imagine that !), a prototype and cannot be duplicated ( sorry, there is only one of me :>D ) ,honesty, decent looking ( beauty is in the eye of the beholder ), lots of fun to be around, open and easy to talk to, old fashioned values, a gentleman, loyalty, patience, understanding, not materialistic, forgiving ( does not hold a grudge no matter what and has no enemies ), ability to put a smile on your face even if you are having a bad day, good morals and values, down to earth, not religious but believes in God, prays and continues to thank Him for all He has done for me, and willingness to give my heart to someone special, should that happen. My personality ? I am like that cute little puppy ( Yes, I am a rescue ) you once saw at the Humane Society just wanting to be scooped up and loved... Here's your chance! I have been blessed with a great sense of humor :>D and guarantee I will bring a smile :>) to your face. I am down to earth, I appreciate everyone and everything around me and the simple things in life do bring me a lot of pleasure. I thank God for all that I have ( I'm not materialistic ) and never take anything for granted. I am not conceited, I am far from perfect and will not brag about how great I am or that I am the best choice for you. I am a one woman man, and there has to be a mutual attraction, physical attraction, and chemistry for a relationship to flourish. I also prefer a woman of my own race and from this side of the planet. To be clear, I am referring to planet Earth, no extraterrestrials, and if you are, please send a current photo or hologram, I would appreciate that very much ! ( You just never know how far the signals from these dating sites can travel ! ).... "Beam me up, Scotty"! What am I like ? I am a gentleman and somewhat old-fashioned and will walk alongside you,( never in front ), and still believe in opening a door for a woman and treating them with the respect they deserve. What am I looking for ? I am looking for just one special woman, who will accept me for who I am and be my best friend for life! One that will slow dance to a fast song with me ! I want us to do things together and be together, not because we have to, but because we want to be with each other and help transform my house into a HOME. I would like for us to be able to look into each other's eyes and share our innermost thoughts and feelings and accept each other for who we are as individuals, that is how God has created us and we cannot change that, nor shall we try. I believe true love is not about winning or losing but of patience, compromising,communication, understanding, acceptance,and forgiveness.
I want a woman that will take my hand or give me a hug or a kiss for no reason other than just because she wants to. Did I mention that I love to give and receive affection ? :>) I want us to be that old couple that is seen holding hands. IN FACT, I want us to be the best of friends until we are old and senile, then we will be new friends ! :>D If you're looking for perfection, "I'm probably not for you". If you can accept me and love me for who I am and be happy with that, "I might be the one you've been searching for" ! I was raised in the city but the past 25yrs I've been living in my home with an awesome country setting and love it ! My dog's name is Oliver and the name fits him well, if you're gonna love me you gotta love him too,( he doesn't shed either) we are a package deal ! I am a self employed plumber and can fix or repair almost everything, and if it's not broken, I will fix it until it is ! :>) DISCLAIMER : I wrote this profile with words from my heart, not my head and tried my best to express my inner feelings. I am very affectionate, but also have good morals and standards. If you are a Narcissist or just looking for a FWB or an escort, I am not for you. There is nothing I want more than to have the woman of my dreams magically and suddenly appear and walk into my life and become the most important part of my life, but I cannot allow feelings of loneliness or wanting to be loved to cause me to make a bad decision or to do something I may regret later ! My wish for everyone on this site that is SERIOUSLY looking for a " LIFELONG HAPPILY EVER AFTER "... FINDS IT !
Best Wishes, Good Luck, and Hope You Have a Great Day ! Spunky

Not dating

I am currently reading a book about Anti-Gravity and find it very difficult, in fact it's almost imposible to put down ! :>)

THE MYTHICAL " IOTA "... What is an iota and does it really exists ? We have all heard the expressions "not one iota" , "speculators will not have one iota " , "there's not an iota of doubt " or " He got not one iota ". What the heck is an iota ??? Has anyone ever seen one ? Do you have one or know somebody that does ? How big is it ? Can it fit in your pocket ? How about in the trunk of your car ? Can I buy one, or even rent one ? Do they sell them at Wallmart ? Please help me out with this dilemma !!! What do you think ? Input please........

That's a very good question since I am usually at home and on a dating site and trying to figure out what a first date is ! I'm pretty sure it involves you and I actually meeting in person rather than just looking at each others photos and profiles. But if it was to ever actually happen I would say maybe a casual lunch or dinner, meet for icecream or miniature golf, take a walk in a nature park or go to a quiet club or lounge where we can sit, talk and get to know each other. To spare any hurt feelings or disappointment, my personal preference on body types goes from thin to average or even a few extra pounds, meaning 5-15lbs, not 50-150lbs. Also it would be very nice if the woman that I am meeting looks like, or resembles the woman in the profile pictures. Just sayin.

Pssst.......It's a secret, I will tell you in person

If you have even the slightest inkling that I might be a good, definite, possible, maybe, to being the one for you,