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spunkyj

29 Vancouver, WA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 26–36
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:09am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Looking to meet fun, friendly, and interesting people to add to my life. If something comes from it awesome, if not one can never have enough good company.

I'm a very nice and caring person, but I can be blunt,dry and sarcastic, think deadpan. I've been told numerous times I remind people of Darlene from Roseanne or Daria personality wise..

I have an array of interests from art,movies, music, food, camping ,hiking photography, traveling , history, animals, anthropology, theatre , soccer and exploring near and afar . I love going to comedy shows or any kind of live show! Yet I'm fine with staying in , cooking and enjoying a movie.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Pursuing a career in anthropology/archaeology in which I hope to preserve historical sites, objects , and environments for our future generations. How do I get as cool as Indy ?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking,finding things , losing things, then finding them again ,laughing (sometimes at myself), helping others , remembering useless tidbits, being a dork , making random sound effects , parallel parking, and napping.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm short ? this question is pretty ridiculous , let's be honest .
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I've always loved movies and the whole experience of getting lost in a well told story or beautiful cinematography . I like anything from action to international flicks such as Amelie and old boy . I absolutely LOVE comedies especially Mel Brooke's / gene wilder movies. I absolutely love sketch comedy shows (kids in the hall ) and Brit comedies. ( black books , black adder , spaced). Obviously I like Indiana jones and yes I wish I was half as cool as him.

Tv: Game of Thrones, Sherlock (bbc miniseries), Arrested Development, Daily Show, Parks and Rec, Anything with Ricky Gervais, always sunny ( if this show offends you than you will probably hate my humor ) Curb your Enthusiasm, dr who, battlestar, true detective , black mirrors . go Hulu and Netflix !!

Music-The Clash, Queen, and Grandaddy are some of my favorite bands but I like anything from brit rock to 90's rap/rock to irish folk music to old jazz. I also dabble into listening to foreign music like yann tiersen, he is a musical genius in my opinion.

Food- almost anything ( I do have a plethora of food intolerances though,thanks genetics ) , or at least I am willing to try anything at least once,but I do hate mushrooms with a passion . Sushi, thai, and Mexican are my top three foods of choice .

books : Classic lit , fiction, mysteries , graphic novels to plays . Cyrano de Bergerac , the road , dantes inferno, the alchemist , and sphere are a few books I like . Also books about history , I'm a nerd...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Animals
sleep
Nature
traveling
Hot sauce ( especially sriracha).
Loved ones
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how cool time travel would be. Usually I'm day dreaming about places I would like to travel to one day or what the hell am I going to eat for dinner. Coming up with quirky band names such as the floating fascists.

I've thought about sitting down and writing short comedy sketches , but I never seem to get around to it nor muster up the nerve . That and I'm probably not as funny as I sometimes think I am.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What i do every night pinky !
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm slighty afraid of birds, something about their beady eyes I just don't trust not to mention how they always crap on my car right after I wash it.

I also can't do a proper cartwheel, my inner child is ashamed by this.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-Don't take yourself too seriously at times, being serious is great, but lighten up because life is too short.
-having a laugh, taking the piss..also knowing British slang is a plus.
- love animals, this is a deal breaker for me. I grew up around them, and worked with them all my life from being a petsitter to a zookeeper assistant.
-like going on adventures ,including getting lost.
- have manners, you can be dry or sarcastic and not be a prick. Treat others the way you want to be treated is how I live my life.
- you don't mind a gal that is both proper and yet utterly unlady like, depending on the circumstance . I grew up as a tomboy, and can be quite the firecracker .