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My self-summary Propose an edit

I’m a funny guy that smiles while telling you all the useless morbid facts of life or great baking tips. I’m more inclined to use slang from a Gibson novel mixed with zen statements. Don’t ask for one on the spot though, an enlightment vending machine I am not. Oh and I would ither want to be reincarnated as a turkey vulture or a Crane, guess it depends on what day of the week you catch me on.

Also I'm better looking in person, photos of bigfoot turn out better than mine.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

Working at an acura dealership (No i dont work in sales), Saveing up to move out (No I'm not looking for roomates, well maybe a girlfriend i could advently move in or out with)

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Cooking, Fixing Cars, Locating Sushi places. lately ive gotten back into painting, i would say that my main influences are Dave Hartman and H.G Giger

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

I rarely wear a blank tshirt. Lately most of my co workers say i am a black hole where no smile can escape from a.k.a Capt. Frowny face. Even though i just reply I'm paid to work not smile, i can smile on my own time. *upDate* I am now refered to as morbid guy following a discussion on the feeding of human remains to pigs. Also i have sexy eyes, thats provided that you get close enough to look into them.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

Books. Well a bunch of comics that they dont make anymore. Tao Te Ching and other books on eastern type stuff. H.p Lovecraft makes me long for a world that isnt real, and would drive me batshit insane if it was.

Movies: I have a thing for old spy movies, horror, or anime. *update* Latley ive been on a old 1960's bbc t.v shows (The prisoner and U.F.O) strange isnt it?

Music: Pretty much anything but country, if you want a full list i have the myspace. (spyguy247) but here are some genres for you. Industrial music, Hard Rock, Death Metal, Punk and horror Punk!

Food: Any thing really, ill try anything once.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

The internet (it answers all the questions i have). cell phone, Pants, My cookware (I <3 non stick) X-box 360 (it plays games and dvds!), Common sense

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

How much easier my life would be if i had a prehensile tail. Or if i should just sell everything i own and walk the earth for a few years before settling down and opening a open pit BBQ place.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

Monster movie night on Fear Net or frisbee golf in the park, but i did just pick up the grindhouse experience and i cant wait to dive into that.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

I once wore a thong on a dare for a whole day, and liked it. I have one more but your gonna have to ask about it.

You should message me if Propose an edit

If your really looking for someone to see where things go.

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