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squeecher

46 Brooklyn, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 31–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:08pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Let's go on a coffee date, 'cause my best foot foward is jittery with diarrhea and coffee breath."

Native New Yorker. Brooklyn born and bred. I look (been told that anyway) and feel a lot younger than I actually am. I am a graphic designer by career, prepress manager for money. Cuban-American, yes I speak (pretty) fluent Spanish. Father of an 13 year old daughter that I share custody of. I teach her how a woman should be treated by a man and I will treat you with the same respect. Lead by example, as they say.

Some people say I'm the funniest guy they've ever met, some say I'm the most sarcastic guy they've ever met. Both compliments as far as I'm concerned. I play it cool but I am a total geek. I'm a Mac. I drive a Prius. I wear something black everyday (except maybe in the summer). I really don't know what to say here that won't sound like all the other crappy profiles you'll read on this site. I like everything. I like to go out, stay in, eat out, cook, go to concerts, take walks, get tattooed, spend time with my daughter. In addition to my day job as a graphic production manager for the music industry I do a lot of freelance graphic design and also DJ at a bar in my stomping grounds a few nights a month. It's a fun way to make some extra dough and play music that makes me feel like the arbiter of good taste. I also joined the gym for about the 8th time in the past ten years and actually decided to go religiously this time. It's working great so far and I am pleased with the changes. Lost 20 pounds this summer. Gotta keep it up.

I beat cancer six years ago (you couldn't tell from looking at me) and have been taking each day as it comes. I won't allow it to define who I am, but since then I've definitely learned to make the best of what I have. I am 100% recovered and never felt better in my life.

Am I anywhere near 500 words yet?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to find a happy medium between business and pleasure and looking for someone to share the fun times with.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making you laugh, fixing your Apple products, spending too much money on concert tickets, DJing on the weekends sometimes, pop culture trivia. I was recently on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire". I'll tell you all about it when we go out.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My bald head, my lips and my sarcastic wit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Big Music Lover. The Beatles is the best band ever and Nickelback is the worst band ever. I have varying levels of like and dislike for everyone in between. Some all time favorites include Faith no More, KISS, the Misfits, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Nirvana, Sex Pistols, TOOL, the Clash, GOOD 80's Hair Metal (it does exist), the Afghan Whigs, the Pixies, Prince, Dinosaur Jr, Arcade Fire, Brand New, Mastodon, High On Fire, Girl Talk, Foxy Shazam among many, many others.

I usually read biographies and true crime books. I am not crazy about fiction.

Favorite movies. Way too many to list but they include True Romance, Goodfellas, Scarface, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Eternal Sunshine, Boogie Nights, Spinal Tap and countless others. Anything Kubrick, PT Anderson or Scorcese will do.

TV shows; All time: Seinfeld, The Odd Couple, Six Feet Under, The Sopranos, Breaking Bad, South Park among many others. Currently; Curb your Enthusiasm, Sons of Anarchy, Mad Men, Big Bang Theory, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Game of Thrones, Louie, Boardwalk Empire, True Detective, etc.

Food; Anything really. I try to eat healthy but really? Nothing beats a great cheeseburger, a steak, sushi, raw oysters. I do enjoy vegetables as well (for all you vegans and vegetarians out there).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why people park in driveways and drive on parkways. Who Casper was before he died. Life and how to make it better.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either with my daughter or hanging with friends, maybe Djing or at a concert.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my karaoke song of choice is "Mandy"? Lately I've switched to "Unbreak my Heart". Ya really gotta hear it to fully appreciate it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to have a great time and meet someone who will treat you like the über-feminine, hypnotizing, unbridled goddess you are.

Things I've learned about looking at profile pictures on this site:
- "Social" drinkers sure do have a lot of pictures of themselves holding booze.
- Thanks for letting us know that the guy hugging up on you in your picture is gay.
- You may love your cat and/or dog, but you are NOT your cat and/or dog. Maybe a picture of you WITH your pet is OK.
- If you are taking a picture of yourself, try and hold the camera steady.
- Everyone ALWAYS looks their best at a wedding or similar social function.
- I know it's sunny out, but could ya take the cool sunglasses off for the photo. Please? I promise the sun will not blind you.
- What's with all the smoochie lips?
- No. You are not scenery or a poem.
- If there's more than one person in the picture, you might wanna tell us which one you are.
- No. You are not Monica Bellucci, Reese Witherspoon or Vida Guerra. Why are you using their picture? (Yes, I've seen them all)
- Can you please rotate your pics so they are right side up? I'm getting a crick in my neck looking at my computer screen sideways.
- Digital pictures of actual pictures? Not a great idea. Digital pictures of pictures on a computer screen? Even less of a great idea.
- Taking a picture of yourself in the mirror? There's a new thing out you should try. It's called Windex.
- OK. You went skydiving. We get it.
- OK. You swam with dolphins. We get that too.
- A picture of you in a wedding dress may not be the best way to lure 'em in.
- Try not to have your picture taken 2 blocks away from where you're standing. I understand the whole mystique about leaving things to the imagination but that is just plain ridiculous.
- Since you're looking for a "serious relationship", I would suggest taking off the tight-ass hoochie shorts and stop throwing your legs up while laying on the couch upside down. There's only one kind of relation you're gonna get like that... seriously.