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45 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:15am
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has a kid
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
"Let's go on a coffee date, 'cause my best foot foward is jittery with diarrhea and coffee breath."

Native New Yorker. Brooklyn born and bred. I look (been told that anyway) and feel a lot younger than I actually am. I am a graphic designer by career, prepress manager for money. Cuban-American, yes I speak (pretty) fluent Spanish. Father of an 13 year old daughter that I share custody of.

Yes. My 13 year old daughter. That's the one that usually scares you away but let me assure you; I teach her how a woman should be treated by a man and I will treat you with the same respect. Lead by example, as they say.

Some people say I'm the funniest guy they've ever met, some say I'm the most sarcastic guy they've ever met. Both compliments as far as I'm concerned. I play it cool but I am a total geek. I'm a Mac. I drive a Prius. I wear something black everyday (except maybe in the summer). I really don't know what to say here that won't sound like all the other crappy profiles you'll read on this site. I like everything. I like to go out, stay in, eat out, cook, go to concerts, take walks, get tattooed, spend time with my daughter. In addition to my day job as a graphic production manager, I do a lot of freelance graphic design and also DJ at a bar in my stomping grounds a few nights a month. It's a fun way to make some extra dough. I also joined the gym for about the 8th time in the past ten years and actually decided to go religiously this time. It's working great so far and I am pleased with the changes. Gotta keep it up.

I beat cancer five years ago (you couldn't tell from looking at me) and have been taking each day as it comes. I won't allow it to define who I am, but since then I've definitely learned to make the best of what I have. I am 100% recovered and never felt better in my life.

Am I anywhere near 500 words yet?
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to find a happy medium between business and pleasure and looking for someone to share the fun times with.
I’m really good at
making you laugh, fixing your Apple products, spending too much money on concert tickets, DJing on the weekends sometimes, pop culture trivia.i was recently on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire". I'll tell you all about it when we go out.
The first things people usually notice about me
My bald head, my lips and my sarcastic wit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Beatles is the best band ever and Nickelback is the worst band ever. I have varying levels of like and dislike for everyone in between. Some all time favorites include Faith no More, KISS, the Misfits, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Nirvana, Sex Pistols, TOOL, the Clash, 80's Hair Metal, Afghan Whigs, the Pixies, Prince, Dinosaur Jr., Arcade Fire, Brand New, Mastodon, High On Fire, Girl Talk, FOXY SHAZAM!!!! among many, many others. My new obsession is Ghost BC. Lots of fun.

I usually read biographies and true crime books. I am not crazy about fiction.

Favorite movies. Way too many to list but they include True Romance, Goodfellas, Scarface, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Eternal Sunshine, Boogie Nights, Spinal Tap and countless others. Anything Kubrick, PT Anderson or Scorcese will do.

TV shows; All time: Seinfeld, The Odd Couple, Six Feet Under, The Sopranos, South Park among many others. Currently; Curb your Enthusiasm, Sons of Anarchy, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Big Bang Theory, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Game of Thrones, Louie, Wilfred, Boardwalk Empire, True Detective, etc.

Food; Anything really. I try to eat healthy but really, nothing beats a great cheeseburger, a steak, sushi, raw oysters. I do enjoy vegetables as well (for all you vegans and vegetarians out there).
The six things I could never do without
My metrocard, my Iphone, food, water, a good time and some sleep.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
life and how to make it better.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either with my daughter or hanging with friends, maybe Djing or at a concert.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
my karaoke song of choice is "Mandy"? Lately I've switched to "Unbreak my Heart". Ya really gotta hear it to fully appreciate it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 29–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you want to have a great time and meet someone who will treat you like the über-feminine, hypnotizing, unbridled goddess you are.