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squiggs3000

27 M Caldwell, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:25am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I am friendly and outgoing (there is virtually no activity I would say no to), and love sarcasm. I am an extremely hard worker and greatly believe in being a man of your word. I try to live by the golden rule each and every day.

I am a middle school math teacher and I love my job. I enjoy watching tv and movies, group dinners with friends and family, going down the shore, snowboarding, tennis, surfing, golf... Basically any sport or activity.

I am a very optimistic and happy person, and I try to put a good spin on anything. I'm looking for someone who's fun and just likes to have a good time.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working, enjoying the weekends, and thinking about that next big step in life.
I’m really good at
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Making people laugh/sarcasm
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm probably smiling? I don't know... Ask the people who have met me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Mostly comedies, but I like all kinds of movies. Too many to name. Chances are I've seen it and liked it. Ask me about one though!

Shows: My all-time favorite show is Friends. I also watch Homeland, Scrubs, How I Met Your Mother, Go On, Tosh.O, Modern Family, The Big Bang Theory, The Office, Parks & Recreation, Impractical Jokesters, Two and a Half Men, 1600 Penn, Game of Thrones, Shameless, The Real World, The League

I like virtually every genre of music. I have a lot of songs on my iPod, and I am usually listening to music no matter what I am doing - it depends on my mood at the time.

I love food, plain and simple. Mexican is my favorite. I am not picky and love to try anything new. I'm the fattest skinny kid you've ever met - I'm always eating.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family
Friends
My iPhone
Cable/internet
My bed
A job
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think about everything. Daydreaming is a part-time hobby for me. Think Zach Braff from Scrubs (kudos if you get that reference)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends, or relaxing at home watching a movie
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I faked an injury to avoid going into the touch tunnel at Liberty Science Center because I was scared. This was on a class trip in elementary school.... not last weekend, I swear.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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