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squigless

100 M Hong Kong, Hong Kong

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:21pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Retired
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly), Esperanto (Fluently), Latin (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'm a tall white dude living in a firstthird world nation, so yeah, all things considered, life's pretty fucking alright. I mean, I probably shouldn't be complaining... but I do. Often. In fact, I'm pretty much just looking for a shoulder to cry on next time my favorite restaurant is closed and I've run out of frozen burritos.
What I’m doing with my life
Well I packed up my shit and left the dirty south forever because I was told there would be good surfing out here, but apparently that was a goddamn lie, so now I'm banging plastic buckets on the MAX until I can scrape enough dough together to get the hell outta dodge.

UPDATE: Got outta dodge; relocated to the other side of the globe. Fuck me I'm awesome.
I’m really good at
Flossing cats, picking low self-esteem women up with the shittiest lines you've ever heard, tuning my electric ukulele off-key, pretending to know sign language, mooching off the capitalist system and putting off getting a "real job" for another decade or three.
The first things people usually notice about me
Pimped out pasty skinny fuck with long hair who's in desperate need of an attitude adjustment. Aside from that, people often say my voice should be on radio or TV - a compliment I couldn't agree more with.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
* You wouldn't like any of my books.
* IMO, movies are just an excuse to cuddle/fuck.
* Most shows suck, but see above.
* Octopus I love you: http://youtu.be/a1tQJa6c028
* If you want to seduce me, I'll give you some advice: you should start by offering me some food. I'm fucking starving! Just look at my photos; I'll do just about ANYTHING for a sandwich.
The six things I could never do without
Lab coat, hiking boots, a rusty coathanger, belly dancers, a roll of paper towels (mostly for the infinitely repurposable cardboard tube) and a bundle of wanker warmers. With these 6 items I can accomplish just about anything a man in his prime could ever dream up.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How awesome it must be to have a clitoris and how unfair it is that you women get to enjoy sex so much more than us guys. I mean, ya'll get multiple writhing-in-ecstasy orgasms, your entire body is an erogenous zone, and you don't even have to do your share of the work. Talk about inequality.
On a typical Friday night I am
The only sober guy in the bar, stuffing my tongue places it doesn't belong. (Don't ask.)

"Basking in my white male cis hetero privilege" was suggested (or accused, rather... among other interesting things) by some random frustrated lesbian, so yeah, I've got that going for me, too.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I often experience deja vu. No joke. Sometimes we'll be having a conversation, and I'll swear that we've talked about the same thing before (even though we really haven't). Of course, it could just be my mind's way of evading a boring topic. I'm also a tantric guru and have the kurta to prove it.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 22–23
  • Near me
  • For casual sex
You should message me if
You're not the jealous, possessive type. I only date women who are confident in themselves and know how to share without being a royal PITA every time I flirt with chicks, which is pretty much all day every day since my hobby is experimental social psychology. If you can't keep your cool, then you certainly can't keep me. In other words, I want you to be cool and casual.

I'd also like for you to have some sort of identity sorted out for yourself. Are you an artist? A scientist? A writer? An athlete? A socialite? Whatever you are, are you the best damn _____ that you can possibly be, or are you at least taking strides in that direction? You need to have a sense of self if you're to garner my respect. IOW, I want you to be somebody.

But most importantly: online dating is a joke, so if you can see the humour in it and don't take any of this too seriously (i.e. you're capable of having fun with things and aren't holding your breath for the internet to deliver Mr. Right into your lap), then sure, go ahead and shoot me a message. With this nonchalant attitude, who knows--we just might get along. I'm not hunting for a GF; I'd rather let things develop naturally.