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squirrelotruth
22 / M / bisexual / Single
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- —
- Height
- 6' 0" (1.82m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Short-term dating, Activity partners
- Smokes
- Sometimes
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Sometimes
- Religion
- Agnosticism and very serious about it
- Sign
- Capricorn but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Dropped out of college/university
- Job
- Construction / Craftsmanship
- Income
- $20,000–$30,000
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am really scared, of, and people.
My Self-Summary
I am odd but intriguing, and nowhere near as awesome as I appear. I
like to have meaty conversations that shape my understanding of
existence, and I like to talk for hours about some pointless
bullshit until bystanders start to get irritated and tell me to
shut up. I am a huge fan of music, and good movies make me happy. I
have mild narcolepsy, but I take meds, so my symptoms are reduced
to general laziness and heartfelt appreciation for a late-afternoon
nap. I am only technically a Capricorn and actually a Sagittarius.
I am cuddly and I am fun (described by one as “a teddy bear that
doubles as a blow up doll”), and I would like to be your friend.
Editors
What I’m doing with my life
doing stuff, looking at stuff, making fun of stuff, not doing
stuff, eating stuff, judging stuff, making stuff, breaking stuff,
fixing stuff, getting injured by stuff, sodomizing stuff, poking
stuff, smoking stuff, learning stuff, making out with stuff,
drinking stuff, flaunting stuff, obsessing over stuff, cuddling
stuff, getting out of stuff, failing miserably at stuff, loving
you, being beautiful and caring. I currently work in a meat packing
plant. I might be a carpenter soon, and I like to work in technical
theater. I will write an amazing book once I learn to write well.
I’m really good at
fixing things, rationalizing, listening, giving head, applying
wisdom.
The first things people usually notice about me
The hos on my arm.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
i like a lot of books because i am smart and can read. I like
movies that have jokes or make me wonder or make me seem smart for
watching them. i like music that makes me feel how i want to feel
at the moment.
The six things I could never do without
Consciousness, mobility, the feeling that deep down I am definitely
a big deal, Zing Zing Zingbah, and orgasm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the best way to make the most people in the world the happiest,
food, what i am actually capable of, music and happiness/sadness,
what to do with my life after accepting that life probably has no
useful meaning, what people think, sex and satisfaction,
relativity, what the fuck is wrong with me, making people cum, what
i was just thinking about.
On a typical Friday night I am
getting inebriated and discussing worldly topics, occasionally
prompted by movies on FEARNET.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
i am afraid to order food at a drive through. my ex called me "neck
baby"
You should message me if
you are interesting and wont take me too seriously.
