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28 Hartford, CT Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–48
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jan 21
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs

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My self-summary
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I've found online dating sites to be generally waste of time, than again I've also found working my way down the bar skank ladder every weekend to be largely a waste of time. Any way here I am, I figure I'll leave my profile up and hope something interesting happens even though I'm fairly certain it won't. It would certainly be nice to meet someone who was actually interesting, the local "talent" around here, aka the haggard sluts that populate the bars have left a lot to be desired. Don't get me wrong I'm an asshole but probably not as big of an asshole as my description here may make me seem. If u think you have what it takes to prove my assesment of this site wrong, by all means hit me up, or don't I'll be wasting my time at the bar regardless lol
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently I work as a Bartender/Server and as a Sales Rep. I am also a certified Computer/Network Technician, so I do some of that on the side and I will likely pursue that as my career.
I’m really good at
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Working on computers, making people laugh, anything athletic, and working with animals.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That i'm a tall drink of water
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Hardcore, barely legal pornography, and the wall street journal
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Booze, scallywags, fried food, condoms, sports talk radio, brass knuckles
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I can get away with next
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing bad things to good people.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I spend my free nights fighting crime as a masked vigilante
You should message me if
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U actually probably shouldn't, but cmon give me the Old College Try

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