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30 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 11:18am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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I will roast the motherfuck out of some Brussels sprouts.

I occasionally fall asleep wearing my contacts and wake up thinking, for the briefest of moments, that I can see. Which is to say, in a weird way, I'm mad optimistic.
What I’m doing with my life
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By day, I'm like the male Peggy Olson.

I spend most of my nights trying to figure out how I can move to Spain and grow tomatoes.

Oh, and I'm "training" for the Wipeout Run in September. Yeah, training...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Balancing a sunny disposition with a crack wit.

Speaking of balance, I haven't fallen down in at least 10 years. Reflexes like a jungle cat.

[February 2015 Update: Slipped and fell on some ice.]
The first things people usually notice about me
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Big ass smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: So many books. Lately, I've enjoyed Maus and The Bonfire of the Vanities.

Movies: Lost in Translation, anything by the Coen Brothers, The Royal Tenenbaums, Drive, Interstellar, Glengarry Glen Ross.

Shows: All of the Golden Age of Television shows we're supposed to like, plus King of the Hill and Top Gear.

Music (of late): Kendrick, Disclosure, Childish Gambino, Beach House, Ellie Goulding...always Ellie Goulding.

Food: Basically everything, but especially anything you can get at Pies and Thighs.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dimly lit bars (hip)
All of the books (SO hip)
The Daily Show (old school hip)
Cheese (HIP)
Your love (hip?)
More cheese (SUPER HIP)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How TBS used to start every show at 5 minutes past the hour.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have an Excel file listing every book I've read, by year, over the last 10 years, which makes me a book nerd, an Excel nerd, and questionably compulsive.
You should message me if
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My private confession hasn't totally killed it for you.