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42 Jonesboro, GA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 27–100
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 21
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Other, and laughing about it
Graduated from space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs and dislikes cats
English (Okay), Other (Okay), LISP (Okay), Irish (Okay), Occitan (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I could go for a mad tear; a run down through Mexico, robbing banks and sleeping atop ancient temple rooftops. Battling the corruption of this world through a infestation of viral ideas manifesting as evil insect armies. And dancing! Dancing like we got spiders in our spines! Dancing like it’s foreplay for a really good conversation.

And let me tell you, I like me some good conversation.
Eat it up with a spoon I will, all day long.
What I’m doing with my life
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The significance of life is living.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Photography, intimacy, graphic design, spooning, learning on my own what others pay to be taught. The tree houses I build have finished basements. Setting sundials for daylight savings time. Encouraging women to get in touch with themselves, using my hands. speaking nine languages, Simultaneously.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My horns.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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History channel, 80's metal, punk, old Goth, classic r&b, old school country, Rockabilly ...really depends on the day. Can judge a book by merely glancing at the cover. Finished reading the Never Ending Story before it was finalized. Walk the line. Selena, ,school of rock, little Nikki, walk hard...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, caffeine, humor, animals, sarcasm, passport.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The whales that want to save me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Seeing the future and the past in the cosmos and wine bottles.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”
You should message me if
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If you’re stuck on the moon and you can’t get home, or if the drugs you took earlier have you convinced that you’re being followed around by some really intelligent machines from another planet, who keep whispering dirty jokes just behind your ears
You should totally message me if you’ve read, or are, The Invisibles.
And know what a cenobite is.