Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I tie my own shoes, brush my own hair, and make my own bed...
(well, only if I'm expecting visitors).
During the day, I can be found sitting in an office cubicle,
feverishly tapping my phone with hopes of getting a new high score
on Candy Crush. I like to spend my evenings watching re-runs of Sex
and the City, while sipping on a glass of Chardonnay. I play a mean
game of rock-paper-scissors (was the national champion for 2 years
straight), and love the smell of pop tarts in the morning (part of
a complete breakfast!)
On our first date, I'll fly you to Paris on my private jet, where
we'll watch Celine Dion perform live in concert. After the show,
I'll whisk you away to a private beach resort in St. Tropez, just
in time to watch the sun set over the glistening water. Or if that
doesn't excite you, we could just grab drink and a game of pool at
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Plotting, scheming, planning, deciding on goals and pursuing them.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: Atlas shrugged, we the living, the passage, the stand, zen
and the art of motorcycle maintenance
Movies: Fight club, big lebowski, cruel intentions
Music: Leonard cohen, Radiohead, the doors, velvet underground,
john butler trio, mumford and sons.
Food: Seafood, popcorn, vietnamese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
50ml White Rum,
10ml Lime Juice,
and a Blender.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future, places I want to go, things I want to do, things I want
The past, things I've done, things I could have done better
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching the clock for 5pm to come around, then heading out for a
drink or two.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I stole the last cookie from the cookie jar. It was delicious, and
you really should have eaten it when you had the chance. But don't
worry, i'll buy some more so we can share.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You should message me if you are Smart, Sexy, Sophisticated, Sassy
and Spontaneous. (Bonus points if you have over eight years of
experience as a forklift operator.)
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