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stabthelocals

22 Beaver, PA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:31am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This is work in progress so bear with me.

My name is Maggie. Not Margaret, just Maggie. I'm a licensed hair scientist. I don't know how to describe myself without sounding like an idiot. I'm obsessed with Cosby sweaters and gluing googly eyes to everything that I can get my hands on. My haircolor is never consistent but it's never natural.

April Ludgate is my spirit animal.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Practicing witchcraft and styling hair.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My canadian accent is so fluid you would think I was born there. Perfecting the art of mashed potatoes. Looking terrified all of the time. Let me cut your hair.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm really bad at making jokes and I know too many pop culture references.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I have the weirdest crush on David Sedaris.
Movies: if it isn't Shallow Hal or Space Jam, then I haven't seen it.
Television: I've seen every episode of the twilight zone, twin peaks, and Criminal Minds.
Music: I like music that makes me feel like I've been kicked in chest.
Food: all gluten everything.

Talk to me about This American Life and I'll marry you, no questions asked.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Lists.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everyone hears me but no one listens.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Picking up hobbies then promptly putting them down.

Cancelling plans is my drug of choice so I can stay home on a friday night. I enjoy the occasional bar or concert venue.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I own a baby pig. Well, it's half of a baby pig. In a jar. I collect dead things.

And I'm terrified of the dark.

@maggotcrabbs
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a luscious beard. You don't like ICP. You can tell when Ira Glass has a cold. If you think you can balance me out. If you would trust me enough to shave your neck with a staight razor.

If you think I'll message you first, you're wrong.