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stabthelocals

20 / F / Straight / Single

Beaver, Pennsylvania

Her Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:57pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m).
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
Income
—
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
My name is Maggie. Not Margaret, just Maggie. I'm a licensed hair scientist. I don't know how to describe myself without sounding like an idiot. I'm obsessed with Cosby sweaters and gluing googly eyes to everything that I can get my hands on. My haircolor is never consistent but it's never natural.

April Ludgate is my spirit animal.
What I’m doing with my life
Practicing witchcraft and styling hair.
I’m really good at
Making mix cd. Spelling words with 'ah' instead of whichever vowel they normally have (mahm, dahd, Jahn, stahp). My canadian accent is so fluid you would think I was born there.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm really bad at making jokes and I know too many pop culture references.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I have the weirdest crush on David Sedaris.
Movies: I have the weirdest crush on Steve Buscemi
Shows: I have the weirdest crush on Twin Peaks.
Music: I have the weirdest crush on Metal, Brand New, and Elliot Smith. This is old: last.fm/user/stabthelocals
Food: I have the weirdest crush on avocados.

Talk to me about This American Life and I'll marry you, no questions asked.
The six things I could never do without
Lists.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why do I end most of my sentences with doe, doe?
On a typical Friday night I am
Picking up hobbies then promptly putting them down.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm two small children in a lady shell.

I have a concrete statue of an eagle wearing a tiny fur coat sitting on my bookshelf.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
You have a luscious beard. You don't like ICP. You can tell when Ira Glass has a cold.