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stackerofwheat

33 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:42am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Ever in beta.
What I’m doing with my life
It's important to me to help make my corner of the world a better one. So I throw myself into my friendships, work hard at my gig, take classes to broaden myself, record a silly podcast that I hope makes people laugh, give back, and always always always stay open.
I’m really good at
Listening. Getting rid of things I don't need. Lending a hand. Improvising. Being present. Catching things I've dropped before they hit the floor. Going to the park with a sandwich. Accurately deploying gerunds. Singing karaoke (theatrics division).
The first things people usually notice about me
I'll pay more attention to them than my phone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
One Hundred Years of Solitude. The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao. East of Eden. David Foster Wallace + George Saunders' nonfiction. Calvin and Hobbes. The Road. Winterdance. Flow.

Radiolab. This American Life. 99% Invisible.

Breaking Bad. Friday Night Lights. Scrubs.

Tom Waits. Daft Punk. OutKast*. White Stripes. Tribe Called Quest. Kanye West. Jay-Z. LCD Soundsystem. DJ Shadow. I just discovered how amazing J. Cole is and am pretty upset that none of you told me before now.

Vegetarian. Otherwise, all of it. (But you should go ahead and enjoy that steak stuffed with duck).

*There is not only an OutKast reunion in the works**, but also a Monty Python one***. If you care about both of these things, message me immediately.

**OutKast, confirmed. I'll be going to Coachella, so if you're putting on neon fishnets and heading out there, we should definitely talk.

***Still hoping on the Python front.
The six things I could never do without
An empty desktop (physical and digital)
Challenges
My best friends, who, somewhat sadly, live in Denver and New Orleans, but that also means I get to add ...
... trips to Denver and New Orleans
Paper, pen
Nutella
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to figure that thing out so I can explain it. Having less, doing more.
On a typical Friday night I am
Maybe running by the lake, maybe drinking some whiskey with a friend, maybe Settlers of Catan, maybe a concert, maybe catching a plane, maybe relaxing with a book. Depends on the company, so what are you into?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once misspelled "dog" in a spelling bee.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You feel great in jeans and a worn T-shirt.
You appreciate the thoughtful sitting side-by-side with the absurd.
You want to go to the park with a sandwich.
You're you.