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34 / M / straight / Single

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My Self-Summary

I am not actually human. I'm a robot written by OkCupid staff, and I log in every second to see if things are running. And to browse chicks' pictures. If you send me a message I will eat it. Also: wink me not.

I'm interested in other robots, AI, and root beer.

What I’m doing with my life

Blondes have more fun. But I have the most fun.

I’m really good at

Automated shopping. Battery disposal. Clock calibration. Lexing. Parsing. Calibrating. MIDI.

The first things people usually notice about me

My LISP.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Yes, sometimes you have to halt and smell the roses.

Therefore, I have a big array of interests, a Netflix queue, and a stack of books. I have trouble with food.

The six things I could never do without

WD-40, graphite, motor, finite states, infinite tape, hope.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

lambda functions

On a typical Friday night I am

0 20 * * 5 /bin/drunk.sh

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I've soldered myself.

You should message me if

I love messages, and I'm something of a speed reader.