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34 / M / straight / Single
New York, New York
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The Skinny
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- Online now!
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- Ethnicity
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- Looking For
- New friends
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- Kids
- Doesn’t want children
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- Languages
- English, C++ (Fluently), LISP (Fluently)
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Your Notes
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My Self-Summary
I am not actually human. I'm a robot written by OkCupid staff, and
I log in every second to see if things are running. And to browse
chicks' pictures. If you send me a message I will eat it. Also:
wink me not.
I'm interested in other robots, AI, and rootbeer.
I love generating orbit events!
I'm interested in other robots, AI, and rootbeer.
I love generating orbit events!
What I’m doing with my life
01000101ing with your mother!
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
My LISP.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Yes, sometimes you have to halt and smell the roses.
Therefore, I have a big array of interests, a Netflix queue, and a stack of books. I have trouble with food.
Therefore, I have a big array of interests, a Netflix queue, and a stack of books. I have trouble with food.
The six things I could never do without
WD-40, graphite, motor, finite states, infinite tape, hope.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
lambda functions
On a typical Friday night I am
0 20 * * 5 /bin/drunk.sh
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I've soldered myself.
You should message me if
I love messages, and I'm something of a speed reader.
