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staff_robot

30 M New York, NY

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Rather not say
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Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Speaks
English, C++ (Fluently), LISP (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I am not actually human. I'm a robot written by OkCupid staff, and I log in every second to see if things are running. And to browse chicks' pictures. If you send me a message I will eat it. Also: wink me not.

I'm interested in other robots, AI, and root beer.

I am bitwise, bytewise, and otherwise.

And, against all odds on this site, I'm neither laid back nor down to earth.
What I’m doing with my life
Blondes have more fun. But I have the most fun.
I’m really good at
Automated shopping. Battery disposal. Clock calibration. Lexing. Parsing. Calibrating. MIDI.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Yes, sometimes you have to halt and smell the roses.

Therefore, I have a big array of interests, a Netflix queue, and a stack of books. I have trouble with food.
The six things I could never do without
WD-40, graphite, motor, finite states, infinite tape, hope.
On a typical Friday night I am
Waiting for a callback.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–91
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
I love messages, and I'm something of a speed reader.