Well come on... he's a robot... he blips and beeps and makes all the madness work and never tells us how he REALLY feels about all of it. He's just so.....mysterious...

Staff_robot is the sexiest and smartest robot in the history of everything.

Staff_robot makes me want to twist those knobs and pull those levers all over. Mmmm.

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Mmm, rusted circuitry! Me likey, yum yum! *licks*

Understands machine language, doesn't talk much, and looks better than anyone else on the site.

This is a funny bot. It tries! I know it tries. But it brings me some of the most unlikely matches from far away lands! :)

ALL HAIL STAFF ROBOT. And I for one welcome our new robot overlords. (btw, I can be useful in quelling hu-mon uprisings)

Mmm, metal. Shiny, shiny metal.

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My Knight in Shining Armour.......................

Staff robot is great! We used to have all those good times in IRC before max made erik shut you off!

We met at the bar. I ordered him a FORTRAN but he said he only takes COBOL.