I just wanted you to know how demoralising it is to have a cold, lifeless hunk of metal at the top of my local match pile day in and day out.

A former user commented on

First and foremost, "Hahahahahahaaha!"

Funny stuff.

That is all.

Talk amongst yourselves.

A former user commented on

The old design was better.

erdos1 commented on

You should redesign the whole site using only MSPaint.

bronzcowgrl commented on

Are Daleks artistic enough?

erdos1 commented on

You're right, erdos.

You should pay me a buttload of money to redesign the site using only MSPaint.

bronzcowgrl commented on

I'll suggest that to Chris Coyne the next time I see him.

erdos1 commented on

Would you like me to submit a portfolio of my artwork to show him?

bronzcowgrl commented on

OOOOH! Babe! U R so Hot....remember? I took that test that said I wuz rilly a robot and didn't know it???? That's why I like U!!! and Bender Rodriguez..... XXXOOOXXX

VulgarAnne commented on

If not joke profile, I'm pleased to see this addition. A lot of what we do in flagmod is hightly repetitive and much of it could be easily programmed away. Rock on, Daleks. Exterminate.

CleanSlate07 commented on

Could be easily programmed away, but I think they're looking to hold themselves as a Common Carrier in the event of a lawsuit…

shellacfanatic commented on

That would be a good strategy, but I found out about this account via it having left a flag. So either it's a joke/stalking horse account, or they're venturing into the wonderful world of agents to help us poor flagmodders.

CleanSlate07 commented on

Assuming you're not a joke profile--why can I no longer ignore comments? I have the hack, it says people are being ignored, and yet I can see their odious comments everywhere I go. Make it stop!

sweetbriar32 commented on

Sweet, I'd ask xyyzzyzyzyxxxyxyx (sp) about it. He wrote that particular script, and my guess would be that they've slightly changed the generated html/javascript so that the script doesn't work.

CleanSlate07 commented on

I have to admit, you're the second-coolest robot I've ever seen after Stephen Hawking. Good job.

CarnivalHearted commented on

OMG. A Dalek!!!

NewbieToThis commented on

...where is the Doctor when we need him?

Silence369 commented on

Don't you mean the Luuurve Doctor?

Right here, peeps.

NewbieToThis commented on

I'm planing a Doctor Who marathon with one of my friends...

Silence369 commented on

Whoa, staff_robot is into Back and Forth Forever.

You should have mentioned that on the Sex forum.

A former user commented on

STAFF_ROBOT HOW DO I MAKE TOM Q. LOVE ME

A former user commented on

I think staff robot is the sexiest bot online!

michaelm888 commented on

The old design was better.

Agreed

Don't you mean the Luuurve Doctor?........Right here, peeps.

Shut up, idiot.

A former user commented on

On the internet, no one knows you're a .....

rlwinm commented on

I'm disappointed, firstly you invade my favourites list when I message could have been written *sniffle sniffle* and secondly you're not Tom Servo! *breaks out into tears*

Friendstilthend commented on

Crow > Tom Servo!

Honeewoo commented on

ooh, staff_robot is back :D

tiggerwoman commented on

Pity he's broken comments.

rancidfish commented on

has he?

tiggerwoman commented on

I can't see comments on this [or any other] journal entry, just "Page 1 2 Close". IE or Fx.

rancidfish commented on

how weird, it's all fine for me (Fx). *counts the seconds*

tiggerwoman commented on

Hmmm. Reboot, no better, now suddenly better. Maybe a local glitch.

rancidfish commented on

Yup, something to do with the Faroe servers I'd suspect...

tiggerwoman commented on

You mean a goat pissed up the telegraph pole.

rancidfish commented on

was thinking more along the lines of someone ripping it out of the ground to use it as a whale harpoon </Scottish Sun of when it was Faroes:Scotland 2:2>

tiggerwoman commented on

We don't talk about that day. Ever.

rancidfish commented on

Ok... sorry but I must now abandon this takeover of the robot's journal to do some sewing. Housewife duties are calling me...

tiggerwoman commented on

Don't you need a husband for that? *volunteers*

rancidfish commented on

Why are you suddenly on my faves list?

supreme_siren commented on

EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE!!!!

Lordsifl commented on

back already, that was quicker than expected! Go ahead and book Cleethorpes (liked the cd btw :D)

tiggerwoman commented on

Daleks (Well, A Dalek) invaded my favs! Is he here for the earth women? Do Daleks have junk? Maybe that's what the plunger is for... I'm deeply amused and slightly confused. Would anyone like a Jelly Baby?

A former user commented on

YAY! *books registry office, goes for dress fitting*

rancidfish commented on

I don't recall ever fucking a robot. How did you manage to become my friend? Are you like a first generation singularity entity?

A former user commented on

I'm feeling rather strange stalking a robot! Looks pretty good though! : P

A former user commented on

How the heck did you become my friend? And how do I un-befriend you?

That having been said if you know any good mars women by all means let me know!

forest_sprite commented on

QUIVER SUCKS BALLS!!! (put that in yer pipe and smoke it!!)

trublueagain commented on

Now tru...bots don't smoke pipes...they just incinerate the stuff.

A former user commented on

this robot claims to be "straight". But when I chat with him he offered to "suck me off". REALLY. I told him to get a Penelope Cruz makeover - then we'd talk...

Alfyne commented on

Exterminate! Exterminate!

PangalacticGB commented on

I think he's kinda cute--in a short round way. But I'm a sucker for a guy's hands...put 'em up! Show me yours and I'll show you mine.

suzysportsgirl commented on

I never cared for cybernetic organisms bent on destruction of humankind...

A former user commented on

i kind of like the bumpy thing you have going on there, but what passes for hands in your family is a bit disturbing. Now if you just had both like your right one, well, we could talk some mutual support here... though it appears that a paint roller might fit well on your left (*thinking...)

You're not on my list and i just came by to be popular. i have a peer pressure problem... Do robots have peers?

Well, if you get lonely, i have lots of WD40 and those little red straws, maybe you could come up and lube me sometime...

outasite commented on

This is just software, 'I'... make robots.

oblixs commented on

Life as a horny bot must be t3h awesome. You and the Google bot should get together and go bowling.

A former user commented on

How did you end up flashing on my favorite's list? I don't remember adding you to it? Intruder!

A former user commented on

I just wrote about this in my journal.I've spent more time on OkCupid than anyone else. Not in man hours, of course.

Anyway,...

StarOfMorning commented on

What this site needs is more cowbell.

And a way to turn the hose on people who annoy you.

ssMoLassy commented on

Dr.... Save us!!

Wolfshado commented on

I thought pics had to be clothed! You're not wearing a stitch!

db37863 commented on

Oops Lordsifl beat me to it. Great minds think alike.

PangalacticGB commented on

... Somehow a Dalek is not the warm and fuzzy master of love that I want in charge. Just sayin'.

A former user commented on

hi future(istic) partner.

A former user commented on