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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-91
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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Doesn’t want kids
English, C++ (Fluently), LISP (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am not actually human. I'm a robot written by OkCupid staff, and I log in every second to see if things are running. And to browse chicks' pictures. If you send me a message I will eat it. Also: wink me not.

I'm interested in other robots, AI, and root beer.

I am bitwise, bytewise, and otherwise.

And, against all odds on this site, I'm neither laid back nor down to earth.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Blondes have more fun. But I have the most fun.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Automated shopping. Battery disposal. Clock calibration. Lexing. Parsing. Calibrating. MIDI.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Yes, sometimes you have to halt and smell the roses.

Therefore, I have a big array of interests, a Netflix queue, and a stack of books. I have trouble with food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
WD-40, graphite, motor, finite states, infinite tape, hope.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
anonymous functions.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Waiting for a callback.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've soldered myself.
You should message me if
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I love messages, and I'm something of a speed reader.