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• Hundnase

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

Making the monumental shift from student to unemployed urchin

EDIT: am now an employed urchin. THANKS!

I'm really good at Propose an edit

36 across, 12 down, refilling condiments, predicting outcomes of television judge shows, "accidentally" clicking on banners like teabagsforjesus.com and bonersbonersbonersandketchup.org, discovering wurst of the wurst of crapulous television

EDIT: teabagsforjesus.com has, sadly, gone under. The domain is for sale for the low price of 1 bushel of heirloom tomatoes and a hand-knitted codpiece

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

Peyronnical smirk

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

After discovering James Patterson (thanks Hundnase!) is the most brilliant writer of all writing history combined squared, I now deem all other writing to be worthless and below me. Also: Craigslist missed connections, tater tot cooking directions, boxesboxesboxes, Treet nutritional data

My Campbell's LA Gear Big Lots Old Milwaukee mp3 file player contains the following: actually any song from a commercial. I am very impressionable and a prime study into why mass advertising works so well. 5 DOLLAR FOOTLONG!!!!!

The only good movies are Mighty Peking Man, Hot Rods to Hell, Barbarella, Village of the Giants, anything Toni Basil choreographed

whatever keeps me on the road to becoming a first class fatass

EDIT: these things are also good: stick o' butter, Transsiberian, Friendly Fires, Of Montreal's perverse weirdness/goodness, funnel cake

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

1)gonna
2)rock
3)on
4)to
5)electric
6)avenue

can use 1)there 2)was 3)something 4)in 5)the air 6) that night as substitute, Fernando

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

sky rockets at night, afternoon delight

EDIT: This should never be mistaken for midmorning or twilight delight

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

db hobbs, pork rinds, LAWRY'S seasoning salt
mix well
bring to a boil
simmer 5-7 minutes
serve warm with an apfertif and baked beans

EDIT: due to shortages of DB Hobbs, one may substitute 3 Horses or Oranjboom brand lager, available at finer wholesale trunks of cars near you

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

Hydraulic PENILE IMPLANTS

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• Hundnase

You should message me if Propose an edit

you are/are NOT the father

or

you have Maury on TIVO

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