31 Rosedale, NY
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My self-summary
I'm a cautious guy on the surface but once you get to know me, I like to have a lot of fun. I'm open to trying anything once...sometimes twice just to make sure I don't like it.

If you like to laugh, we'll get along great. What I'm really looking for is someone who doesn't mind washing dishes when I cook. And I love to cook.
What I’m doing with my life
Update: I just started a new job working for a tech company. Should be great.

Update: It's been a year and a half...not so great.

I also write for several sports websites and I dabble in standup comedy.
I’m really good at
Spelling. I'm crazy good. I was in a spelling bee in 8th grade, made it to the semi-finals and still remember the word I got wrong. Axiom. I don't even know what that is. But I'll never spell it wrong again.

I'm a pretty good photographer...filters help.

I'm also a halfway decent cook. I'm no Gordon Ramsay but I'll never starve. Pasta is my forte and I make a mean chili.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'll be honest. I have no idea. I hear different things. I've been complimented on my lips, eyelashes, butt and arms. So physically, I don't know. What I do know is that people find out very quickly that I have a great sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- Currently reading Sarah Silverman's Bedwetter. I recently finished And The Mountains Echoed. Highly recommend it. It'll change your life. Or maybe just your day. It's dope though. I love Dan Brown. I'm in a book club so I guess you could say I'm sort of a big deal. It's not Oprah but I think we're just as cool.

Movies- I like most movies. I'll give anything a watch. All the classics like Scarface, Goodfellas, Casino, Ghostbusters, etc. I don't do too well with horror flicks but I still watch em. I'm also a HUGE Spike Lee fan. Basically I'll watch almost anything.

Shows- Right now my DVR schedule is pretty extensive. I'll give most new shows a shot but I tend to watch whatever's on HBO and Showtime. Some of thee shows on FX and FXX are good too. Oh and I have to get in my daily doses of SportsCenter , The Daily Show, The Colbert Report and @ Midnight. I'm sure I left some stuff out. Kudos if you read all that.

Music- I listen to most music, except country. It's not for me. I might have a relatively unhealthy obsession with Childish Gambino. I'm into Soul Khan, The Lumineers, Kendrick Lamar, Jay-Z, Kanye, Big Sean, Metallica, Godsmack, anything 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s and 00s, ICP, Rammstein, Bob name it, I like it. Childish Gambino though...

Food- I've been exploring different foods lately because I've been forced to eat healthier. I like Thai and Caribbean food. Can't go wrong with pasta or any Italian food really. I can cook a little so I like to try new recipes. I make a mean chili and I made a dope crabmeat grilled cheese once.
The six things I could never do without
SportsCenter, food, my phone, my laptop, video games, water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- Why all the things I love get discontinued, like the McDonald's Chicken Fajita or the McDonald's McSkillet Burrito.

- Why Patrick Ewing didn't just dunk it against Indiana.

- Why I didn't go to Syracuse or Miami instead.
On a typical Friday night I am
Just the typical answer here. Sometimes I'm hanging out with friends, other times I'm home catching up on what's been recorded on my DVR.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm really afraid of bugs...and dying. Mostly bugs though.
You should message me if
You like to laugh and have a good time. I know that's really generic but that's what I can offer. That's what I'm good at. I'm the life of the party, even when I'm by myself.