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stalouis

29 M Rosedale, NY

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a cautious guy on the surface but once you get to know me, I like to have a lot of fun. I'm open to trying anything once...sometimes twice just to make sure I don't like it.

If you like to laugh, we'll get along great.
What I’m doing with my life
Update: I just started a new job working for a tech company. Should be great.

I also write for several sports websites and I dabble in standup comedy.
I’m really good at
Spelling. I'm crazy good. I was in a spelling bee in 8th grade, made it to the semi-finals and still remember the word I got wrong. Axiom. I don't even know what that is. But I'll never spell it wrong again.

I'm pretty good at taking pictures of random people without them knowing it. I'm a ninja and my weapon of choice is my iPhone.

I'm also a halfway decent cook. I'm no Gordon Ramsay but I'll never starve. Pasta is my forte and I make a mean chili.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'll be honest. I have no idea. I hear different things. I've been complimented on my lips, eyelashes, butt and arms. So physically, I don't know. What I do know is that people find out very quickly that I have a great sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- Currently reading Crash and Burn by Artie Lange and I'm waiting for Sarah Silverman's Bedwetter in the mail. I just finished And The Mountains Echoed. Highly recommend it. It'll change your life. Or maybe just your day. It's dope though. I love Dan Brown. I'm in a book club so I guess you could say I'm sort of a big deal. It's not Oprah but I think we're just as cool.

Movies- I like most movies. I'll give anything a watch. All the classics like Scarface, Goodfellas, Casino, Ghostbusters, etc. I don't do too well with horror flicks but I still watch em. I'm also a HUGE Spike Lee fan. Basically I'll watch almost anything.

Shows- Right now my DVR schedule is pretty extensive. Mondays and Tuesdays are light, mostly sitcoms, Regular Show (I root for Mordecai) . Thursdays are big with all the NBC shows like Parks and Rec and Community. Thursdays I watch whatever's on FX. Fridays I watch Bill Maher, Saturdays are empty for now and Sundays are huge between Girls, Looking and True Detective on HBO. I also watch Shameless and House of Lies. Oh and I have to get in my daily doses of SportsCenter , The Daily Show, The Colbert Report and @ Midnight. I'm sure I left some stuff out. Kudos if you read all that.

Music- I listen to most music, except country. It's not for me. I might have a relatively unhealthy obsession with Childish Gambino. I'm into Soul Khan, The Lumineers, Kendrick Lamar, Jay-Z, Kanye, Big Sean, Metallica, Godsmack, anything 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s and 00s, ICP, Rammstein, Bob Marley...you name it, I like it. Childish Gambino though...

Food- I've been exploring different foods lately because I've been forced to eat healthier. I like Thai and Caribbean food. Can't go wrong with pasta or any Italian food really. I can cook a little so I like to try new recipes. I make a mean chili and I made a dope crabmeat grilled cheese once.
The six things I could never do without
SportsCenter, food, my phone, my laptop, video games, water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- Why all the things I love get discontinued, like the McDonald's Chicken Fajita or the McDonald's McSkillet Burrito.

- Why Patrick Ewing didn't just dunk it against Indiana.

- Why I didn't go to Syracuse or Miami instead.
On a typical Friday night I am
It really depends on the night. If I'm not working, I could be at home watching tv or I could be seeing a movie or maybe hanging out with some friends. I don't have the typical schedule so Friday night has a different meaning to me than it does to other people.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm really afraid of bugs...and dying. Mostly bugs though.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
You like to laugh and have a good time. I know that's really generic but that's what I can offer. That's what I'm good at. I'm the life of the party, even when I'm by myself.