I have an entire apartment that I can furnish with whatever I please but I still make forts out of my pillows and blankets.

I'm really indoorsy. I like walking around but not in nature. NYC is a good fit for me.

I reflexively hit Command-Z in real life.

My drag name is J-Queery.

Daytime: web application designer/developer/"user experience guru." Nighttime: musician/storyteller. All the time: oversharer.

I'm not sure how I can best reconcile these, but I'm imagining some sort of Laurie Anderson-esque multimedia extravaganza.

Other projects:
- Vintage (1960s-80s) computer photos tumblr
- Rock opera about the life of Eric Gill
- Oblique strategies for short fiction
- Using OkCupid-style matching to form bands instead of dates

Dangerously tasty cocktails.
CSS.
Elaborate hangover breakfasts. (see below)
Synthesizer programming.
Recursive thinking.

From the front: wonderfully floppy hair.
From the back: DAT ASS.

Books: Infinite Jest (fiction), A Pattern Language (nonfiction)

Movies: Manos: the Hands of Fate

TV: Adventure Time, Sweet Genius, Hoarders, RuPaul's Drag Race

Music: Emperor X (listening), Steve Reich (background)
(see also last.fm)

Podcasts: Roderick on the Line, Savage Lovecast, Judge John Hodgman, This American Life

Silly question. How about:
Six people I wish were my cool uncle
Alton Brown
Anthony Bourdain
Merlin Mann
Paul F. Tompkins
Tim Gunn
John Waters

Bonus: Coach McGuirk.

Scammers intentionally use "scammer grammar" to weed out all but the most credulous. Is this the same reason why creeps wear fedoras?

How a cis white guy in a boys-club industry could be smashin' patriarchy.

Whether I'm ready for SuperTrain.

Karaoke. Dancing, provided nobody is looking.

I'm a philosopher-style drunk so I generally prefer going to bars when they're quiet and you can talk to the regulars.

Huevos Rancheros (rev 1.1)
Sauté half a red onion in butter in a large pan. When those are clear, add half a diced and seeded poblano pepper. When the onions are brown, add a diced plum tomato. Push those over to one side of the pan and fill the other side with canned black beans (about half a can) with 2 cloves of chopped garlic mixed in. In another pan, toast a corn tortilla, and when that's crispy, use that pan to fry two eggs over-easy.

Assemble on the plate with the beans at the bottom, then the tortilla, then eggs, then sofrito, with a dollop of mexican crema on top. Serve with sliced avocado on the side.

you're hungry.