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stanulam59

27 / M / Bisexual / Single

Brooklyn, New York

His Details

Last Online
Today – 9:51am
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I have an entire apartment that I can furnish with whatever I please but I still make forts out of my pillows and blankets.

I'm really indoorsy. I like walking around but not in nature. NYC is a good fit for me.

I reflexively hit Command-Z in real life.

My drag name is J-Queery.
What I’m doing with my life
Daytime: web application designer/developer/"user experience guru." Nighttime: musician/storyteller. All the time: oversharer.

I'm not sure how I can best reconcile these, but I'm imagining some sort of Laurie Anderson-esque multimedia extravaganza.

Other projects:
- Vintage (1960s-80s) computer photos tumblr
- Rock opera about the life of Eric Gill
- Oblique strategies for short fiction
- Using OkCupid-style matching to form bands instead of dates
I’m really good at
Dangerously tasty cocktails.
CSS.
Elaborate hangover breakfasts. (see below)
Synthesizer programming.
Recursive thinking.
The first things people usually notice about me
From the front: wonderfully floppy hair.
From the back: DAT ASS.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Infinite Jest (fiction), A Pattern Language (nonfiction)

Movies: Manos: the Hands of Fate

TV: Adventure Time, Sweet Genius, Hoarders, RuPaul's Drag Race

Music: Emperor X (listening), Steve Reich (background)
(see also last.fm)

Podcasts: Roderick on the Line, Savage Lovecast, Judge John Hodgman, This American Life
The six things I could never do without
Silly question. How about:
Six people I wish were my cool uncle
Alton Brown
Anthony Bourdain
Merlin Mann
Paul F. Tompkins
Tim Gunn
John Waters

Bonus: Coach McGuirk.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Scammers intentionally use "scammer grammar" to weed out all but the most credulous. Is this the same reason why creeps wear fedoras?

How a cis white guy in a boys-club industry could be smashin' patriarchy.

Whether I'm ready for SuperTrain.
On a typical Friday night I am
Karaoke. Dancing, provided nobody is looking.

I'm a philosopher-style drunk so I generally prefer going to bars when they're quiet and you can talk to the regulars.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Huevos Rancheros (rev 1.1)
Sauté half a red onion in butter in a large pan. When those are clear, add half a diced and seeded poblano pepper. When the onions are brown, add a diced plum tomato. Push those over to one side of the pan and fill the other side with canned black beans (about half a can) with 2 cloves of chopped garlic mixed in. In another pan, toast a corn tortilla, and when that's crispy, use that pan to fry two eggs over-easy.

Assemble on the plate with the beans at the bottom, then the tortilla, then eggs, then sofrito, with a dollop of mexican crema on top. Serve with sliced avocado on the side.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
you're hungry.