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staphylocock

24 Aberdeen, UK Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jul 8, 2013
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.69m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latvian (Fluently), German, Russian, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
oh, these things are difficult.
even a seemingly simple thing like a rock is difficult to describe with words efficiently enough so that one could grasp even half of what the rock IS, so how can i even start to attempt describing any human being? i'd rather not.

however, you should know that i don't reply to most messages not out of arrogance, but because i log in here really rarely, and it seems that answering a message week after it was sent might be useless, since the author has probably already forgotten about it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
now that's a good question, isn't it.

but on a superficial level - getting an MSc
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
singing. if i had four heads (or, rather, four sets of vocal cords; come to think of it, heads might be inconvenient, and it would probably be easier to sing in perfect harmony with a single brain controlling all the voices), i'd be a walking ensamble, and i would totally love it. i think, if a magician gave me an option to trade all of my toes or some fifteen years of my life for three additional sets of vocal cords, i'd totally go for it and become world famous.

also, i remember my dreams in great detail, which most of my friends tell me they can't, so i suppose that should be added as something i am good at. actually, i think if i could only directly turn my dreams into films, i'd be one of the most amazing directors in the world, and the movies would be mindblowing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i have no idea if that's one of the "first things people notice about me" but i've been told repeatedly that my voice and my face have a calming effect on people, and that they feel like everything is going to be ok when they're with me.

and since i can be pretty clumsy (for example, today i smashed a light bulb into my dinner), which, i suppose, might be hard to miss even during a short encounter, that's probably something that people notice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
oh, if i were to write down all of my favourite books, no one would EVER get to the part of my profile where i tell you why you should message me! i started to read books when i wasn't 6 yet, and my mother has always frowned upon the speed in which i "devour" them. but i have to mention that i love good fantasy , both classics like the Lord of the Rings, and newer stuff, like the Kingkiller Chronicles by Patrick Rothfuss (i recommend!), as well as sci-fi, good detectives thrill me, and academic articles and books by anthropologists can also please me immensely.

i kind of hate listing things like this, so i'll just ignore the fact that i should write a similar paragraph on each of the other subjects mentioned in the blue title.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my brain capacity, music, literature, fun, new ideas and controversial questions with no definite answer, lots of dreams while sleeping
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
where to find that magician who could get me my three missing sets of vocal cords. or how to invent a machine that could turn my dreams into films.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
reading poetry or something else with a glass of wine. or just drinking wine. or just drinking.
also, i might be on the dancefloor, twisting and whirling like a madwoman (yes, i dance THAT good), though that doesn't happen too often, unfortunately.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
there is a professor at the university where i did my undergrad degree whom i'd do anytime, even though their youngest daughter is about my age.
You should message me if
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you have that machine that i wanted, or know how to build one, or know someone who knows how to build one. or if you are a wizard or a witch, or just about any kind of magician and want my toes in exchange for three more sets of vocal cords for me.

also, if you have any other reasonable or unreasonable offers.

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