Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Let me be real upfront here, I don't like kids or religions, I
can't be around smokers, I hate sports (but will put up with them),
I'm stubborn and have nothing to offer but my loyalty and kindness.
I don't deal with emotions well -as a typical capricorn- so this
leads to me getting hurt easy. To avoid this I need to be with
someone that communicates well and often, and isn't the average
I like tall ladies with light eyes that are nerdy, or dress
masculine, but look like girls. I am both dominant and submissive.
I know what I want and don't want, and I prefer someone that is
affectionate and either secretly or openly wants to be
Cute things i would do as your girlfriend:
•cuddling. a lot of cuddling.
•send you random pictures
•talking about everything.
•hold your hand while we walk in public cause that’s a cute
•you can be big spoon or little spoon
I'm a sarcastic fuck so here goes nothing ; I like my women like I
like my hot tubs, not so hot they burn me, to myself, comfortable
to be around, relaxing and something I could fall asleep with, and
possibly drown in.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
taking things day by day
Each soul chooses another, to which both usually do not match. I
follow you like a shadow and I'm getting used to the imparity.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my sense of humor or smile
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like dry humor movies like She's the Man and Easy A
or animations from Studio Ghibli to oldschool Disney or
I spend alot of time watching food or documentary shows on netflix,
house md, anthony bourdain travel shows, just ask.
Music: Anything but country or winey singers. Literally my car
preset has a classical, heavy metal, modern rock and 80's
I like Imogen Heap, Switchfoot, Family Force 5, and le 90's
Food: There aren't very many foods I like, but because of that I'm
willing to try a lot of new things. The things I do like are crab,
unagi, my BBQ bacon burger, broccoli cheese soup, buffalo hot
wings, or some form of chocolate I'll love it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
friends, communication/ trust
not mandatory but generally my ideal partner:
would:---------- secretly or openly liked feeling needed, be chill,
optimistic, not be afraid to be themselves, communicate,
physically- (generalized) taller than me or my height, wear gamer
shirts and beanies/ short necklaces, have light eyes, typically
soft butches androgonous or someone i feel safe and un-judged
would not:-----focus on random people's opinions of themselves,
spend an hour to get ready in the morning, hate animals, demand
constant attention, be arrogent or controling
this is all general, I'll be going by vibe so even if you dont
match these dont fret
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why is cuddling socially acceptable to almost any circumstance
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching netflix, drawing tattoo designs, trying to figure out how
I could afford a new tattoo when I cant afford a sandwich.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Though I can take care of myself, I would like to be around someone
that wants to protect or take care of me.
People that dress for society's attention annoy me.
I like rough sex, I like giving it, besides that I consider myself
asexual for my lack of interest in "below the belt"
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're looking for someone who's learning to get tough skin
around a soft interior.
You're willing to talk nerdy to me.
You can communicate.
If you like yuri/ have a tumblr bonus.
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