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34 Alameda, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–58
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:20am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Full figured
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Let me start off by saying I am good guy for a gal why don't you look my palm over. How can I explain who I am I am an enigma wrapped in a riddle served between two buns of mystery. Maybe cause its close to lunch and I am hungry. I am a simple fellow looking for a connection with someone. Ideally I would like something real and good. I love the outdoors...let me rephrase that I love the idea of them more than anything. I just never seem to make it out there. Love to hike the one time every 8 years I go, but I do stay active and such. This whole profile thing would be easier if I was a good writer, but alas...I am kinda like the Class of 1988 Maywood Middle School 5th Period Flag Football champions...not very good
What I’m doing with my life
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Mourning the loss of El Chavo del Ocho.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I guess I am really good at not dating. Oh yeah and cooking a real good 5 dollar steak (oh student budget I remember the days of rib eyes)
The first things people usually notice about me
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Let me see. I was unattractive as a kid, as a teen, as an adult the good news is when I am really old it will be a lateral move in the looks department. After all how many people can be a Paul Newman, or a Marcus Schenkeberg who can still look good late in life (paul newman was an amazing actor and not just a guy selling dressing, and granted i dont think schenkenberg is that old I just thought his name sounded funny). Let me see people probably also notice the fucked up teeth, or hair or the huge pores with the oily t zone or the fact that i am the worlds worst dresser. So yeah i should mention if you want a guy that will put on a nice suit and take you dancing and put on some high karate I may not be that dude. If you would like to hang out with a good guy who wears the same three t-shirts and the same three pairs of jeans then I am your guy. Don't get me wrong for fancy occasions I break out the tuxedo tshirt
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books. The outsiders I used to read it once a month when I was younger. Always wanted a cherry valance of my own. Cannery row. saga comic. Punisher comics. Anything by Irvine welsh. A bunch of historical non fiction.
Movies most anything. Favorites are trainspotting. Dark knight rises, taxi driver, under the Tuscan sun, other stuff.
Music. Dead kennedys. The smiths, misfits, Danzig, Sheryl crow, Johnny cash, hank Williams, white buffalo, Natalie imbruglia, jimi Hendrix, that's all I can think of right now
Television. Raising hope (I am in love with Shannon Woodward), Community, Parks and rec, modern family, homicide life on the streets, the wire, Rome, My so called life
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I have been blessed by having some really amazing people in my life. as long as I have them everything else is irrelevant
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That in all likelihood I will meet someone in person rather than on here.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually gymnasium or reading.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I think "two hundred words, we live in hope" is the most beautiful line written
You should message me if
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Your a good person, would like to try to have something real. Also if your a brunette or a raven haired girl with dimples and a penchant for large sunglasses you move to the top of the list. oh yeah I'd you have strong hands and excel at giving massages (did I mention I am sore and tired) good luck to you on your search