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34 Alameda, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–66
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:52pm
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Full figured
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Working on University
Might want kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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How do I appeal to you? Should I knock your proverbial socks off with my devil-may-care attitude? Should I let you know I have a leather jacket and a rock ballads compilation cd? Should I tell you I live fast and loose, one step ahead of the law, never knowing where I am gonna end up? …Well should I?
I may be lacking in the devil-may-care attitude, and yes, I do own a leather jacket that I never wear. And as for that compilation album, I have a tendency to put my laptop on shuffle and listen to the dulcet tones of anyone from Natalie Imbruglia to Sheryl Crow. About my fast and loose lifestyle and always staying one step ahead of the law, well let’s see, I have lived in the Bay for a long time and I may have given an old roommate some grief for picking an apple off of someone else’s tree. Yup, that’s not a euphemism either. So ok, I may not be Stringer Bell, but I do love me some Idris Elba and The Wire.
So who is the real me? I am a good dude. I am in search for you: that smart, funny, good person. I know this is where I am supposed to say I am interested in someone to go on gallery walks with. I know I am supposed to want to explore The Bay and all there is to do. Or maybe even look for people that build community and are real go-getters, yet enjoy unwinding with a stirring round of cards against humanity, but what I want to find most is a good person. Everything else is kind of like the colored jimmies on top of the sundae, it’s a bonus. It’s what makes dating fun. I don’t know who you are, or what your story and or interests are. I just know if you’re a good person, single, and looking for something starting first and foremost with friendship and seeing were it builds from there …then I am your dude.
What I’m doing with my life
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Going to school, working and proving that dungeons and dragons and comic books are not just for children
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cringing when someone puts an innuendo in this space and also singing Shake It Off by Taylor Swift. Yeah I was not a fan of hers at all until that song.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably my hair. I am trying to grow it out and usually don’t comb it on the count of wearing a hat most days. Ten more minutes of sleep is way more important than a quick coat of dapper dan on my do.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite books are: A Tale of Two Cities, Glue, Saga Comic Book, The Outsiders, and There is a Monster at the End of This Book.
My favorite music is eclectic. Right now it is The Smiths, White Buffalo. My favorite TV shows of all time:; My So Called Life...yeah I was 13ish? when the show first ran and lived and died every Wednesday watching it…, Sarah Silverman Program, The Wire, Extras, and Community.
My top five movies are: Cool Hand Luke, Trainspotting, Under the Tuscan Sun, The Outsiders, and Goodfellas
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Honestly, my friends and family and they number more than 6. Everything else is just gravy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why is this person in the fast lane and driving the speed limit when there is no one ahead of them. And.. I hope no one from work reads this except for the two wonderful people who helped edit this and took out every penis joke. Thanks Sarah and Anna. You guys are amazing
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At the gym. It is so nice being there alone. It is relaxing for me. Either that or trying to stop an international ring of jewel thieves
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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"Two hundred words. We live in hope." Are the two most beautiful lines ever written.
You should message me if
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You’re a cool kat with a capital K and you’re a good person., Also, if you have a time machine and/ or remember the Rollo statue commercial or the hey I am junior can I have a junior mint commercial. If you have an invitation to one of Dr. Dre’s amazing dinner parties that he cooks at and prepares his beet salad and announces it as beets by dre.