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starcattac1

28 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:38am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
(I'm in a relationship with Drunk_Scribble. If you want to date, hang out, make out, fool around, or otherwise be friendsies, that's great; but I'm not looking for anything more serious. I just like making connections with good company.)

Facts:
- My hair is brown.

- This profile is long.

- I've lived in Chicago for over two years. While I have no intention of making this permanent (looking for someplace warmer, preferably ocean-adjacent), I've mounted some shelving in my apartment and don't plan to tear it down anytime soon.

- I have never had a good experience on public transit, so I tend to avoid it.

- I ride my (awesome) road bike wherever and whenever I need to commute--distance, safety, and parcel size/weight permitting. Otherwise, I don't mind a long walk.

- I invented white people using "Word" as a singular affirmative statement. Sorry.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
- Writing, editing, revising, and submitting; repeat ad insanity.
- Werk.
- Internetting.
- Videogames. If you like Smash Bros., I like you.
- Finding milk crates and plastic produce crates in back alleys, and then making something out of them. (I don't own nearly enough things to justify how much storage space I've made for myself, but I can't seem to stop bringing these dirty things home)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Terse exposition.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Beard / No Beard
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Here's a pretty good sample of stuff I like (more complete than concise this time, and the items under each heading are in no particular order).

Books:
Of Mice and Men, The Things They Carried, The Road, Cannery Row (Steinbeck makes me thirsty for red wine...), Will You Please Be Quiet, Please?, The Sun Also Rises, Consider the Lobster, A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again, Ender's Game, The English Patient, Lolita, Slaughter House Five, Cabinet*1, A Good Man Is Hard To Find, The Satanic Verses, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Rules of Attraction, The Bell Jar, Cathedral, No Country For Old Men, All The Pretty Horses (...and McCarthy makes me hungry for tortillas, beans, and boiled eggs), A Clockwork Orange, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, In Cold Blood, The Great Outdoor Fight*2

Movies:
Fight Club (the only instance I can think of where the movie is far and away more entertaining than the book), The LOTR Trilogy Extended Editions*3, American Psycho, The Warriors, Atonement, Constantine, A Scanner Darkly, The Dark Knight, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, The Empire Strikes Back, Children of Men, The Monster Squad (Wolfman's got Nards!), Iron Man 3, Zombieland, Shaun of the Dead, Knocked Up, No Country for Old Men, The Darjeeling Limited, Brick, Deathproof, etc.

Shows:
Supernatural (apologist), Breaking Bad, Firefly, Cowboy Bebop, Archer, Metalocalypse, Rocko's Modern Life, Community, Parks and Recreation, Arrested Development, Game of Thrones, 30 Rock, The League, The Walking Dead, Justified, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, The Venture Bros., Pushing Daisies

Music:
Harvey Danger (Sean Nelson), Rilo Kiley (Jenny Lewis); i.e. pretty, depressing shit.

Food:
Egg whites, sweet potato, pea soup, beer*4, Sweet Baby Ray's Sweet Chili Sauce, Swedish Fish.

*1: This is technically an arts-and-culture quarterly, but it's just about the smartest writing on the weirdest topics ever collected, and it keeps on coming.
*2: Extra points for Achewood.
*3: Counting three separate movies (and extended editions at that) as one body of work might be considered cheating to the more sanctimonious list-makers among us, but I'm no prescriptivist; I play it fast and loose, especially when it comes to asides, addenda, appendixes, and of course the furtive little footnote.
*4: I really like bad beer--Icehouse, esp.--although right now I'm on an indefinite alcohol hiatus.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Family (the benzo family)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the perfect sentence.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Writing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"I'm not creepin'," he said, lyingly.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You want to talk*1.
- You want to play video games and/or ride bikes.
- You are Rashida Jones, Krysten Ritter, Lizzy Caplan, Christina Hendricks ten years ago, or Hilary Duff with a very late-term abortion.

(I'd like you to message me; I try to get back to everyone with a thoughtful response and in a timely manner, so, if at first you don't hear back, gimme a minute. Also, if we "Like Each Other!", that is your cue to definitely message me.)

*1: A lot of people say things like, "Don't send me a pic of your abs!" or "Don't just say I'm 'pretty'!" or "Don't just say 'Hi'!" or "Don't write a huge paragraph!" or "Don't use some stupid pick up line!"
I have no such misgivings.