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starcattac1

28 Chicago, IL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:00pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
- My hair is brown.
- I have never had a good experience on public transit, so I tend to avoid it.
- I ride my (awesome) road bike wherever and whenever I need to commute--distance, safety, and parcel size/weight permitting.
- I invented white people using "Word" as a singular affirmative statement. Sorry.
- I have a compulsion to bring home milk crates that I find in alleys and dumpsters.
- I have a cat you can pet. My roommate has a dog, and you can pet her too.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
- Writing, editing, revising, and submitting. Repeat ad insanity.
- Werk.
- Internet.
- Video Games.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Terse exposition.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Beard / No Beard
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Harvey Danger, Lolita, The English Patient, Supernatural (apologist), Iron Man 3, Hearthstone, Game of Thrones, Rocko's Modern Life, Fight Club, The Walking Dead, The Hives, American Psycho, Archer, Lord of the Rings, coffee, Super Smash Bros., Wu-Tang Clan, Consider the Lobster, The Things They Carried, Snowpiercer, Green Day, New Girl, No Country for Old Men, Cannery Row, egg whites, Big Boi, Cabinet, Achewood.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Family (the benzo family)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the perfect sentence.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Writing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"I'm not creepin'," he said, lyingly.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You want to talk*1.
- You want to play video games and/or ride bikes.
- You are Rashida Jones, Krysten Ritter, Lizzy Caplan, Christina Hendricks ten years ago, or Hilary Duff with a very late-term abortion.
- If we "Liked" each other -- that is your cue.

*1: A lot of people say things like, "Don't send me a pic of your abs!" or "Don't just say I'm 'pretty'!" or "Don't just say 'Hi'!" or "Don't write a huge paragraph!" or "Don't use some stupid pick up line!"

I have no such misgivings.

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