First of all the username is a given nickname based from a variation on my name, I'm not actually creepy.

I'm a nerd & I have a sarcastic sense of humor. I don't take myself or life too seriously.

I have lived in many different places around the world and this country. I have been in Brooklyn for two years and I think I'll be here another despite the recent urge to move again.

I have been Vegan for more than 6 years but I'm not the annoying type who talks about it all the time. You don't have to be but I will eventually drag you to some amazing veg spots.

I am quite politically active and have very strong opinions however I do know when to open my mouth and when to keep it shut. I can just as easily sit down and talk about non-political issues such as line etiquette, umbrella inversion, color, typography, food textures, etc.

ENFP describes me almost perfectly and I hate watching sports.

I currently freelance as a media-consultant. I also run, juice (fruits and vegetables), make tofu, spend time with the cats that come with me in life (as in just 2), and sleep around 4 hours a night.

A friend and I are setting up a non-prof as an online news source covering political events in NYC/DC and food/health politics. This just may kill the remainder of the free time I currently have. It's just a project, I'm not pretending its some huge impressive thing.

I spent the last few years partying a little too much so now I'm trying to take a bit of a breather minus the glass or two of wine occasionally.

Still at the age of 32 I find myself in the emergency room a few times a year, always with a great accompanying story.

Parallel parking, meeting people, holding a conversation, skiing, pranks including phone calls, photo/video projects, getting over illness without medicine, forging documents, being put on the spot, and nothing else.

Probably how white I am, or really it's probably how great of a parking spot I found.

Books/Reading Material: The Phone Book, Alt. News, Non-fiction
Movies: Foreign, Non-Hollywood (Jeux d'enfants is probably my favorite film)
Shows: RT, Al Jazeera, Democracy Now, TYT, Press TV
Music: Björk, Sigur Rós, Múm, Steindinn Okkar, Retro Stefson, Phoenix Foundation, Flotation Toy Warning, Alizée, Madita, +more
Food: Vegan, Raw, Fresh Juice, & Anything Racist

We need a better connection than a mutual favorite movie or band.

Out of state plates, Fireworks, Cellphone jammer, Camera of some sort, Craigslist, Concealed Handgun Permit (I hope you're not taking me seriously)

Color, fonts, kerning, leading, positive/negative space, ligatures, etc.

GMO's and other food politics.

Why do paper towel dispensers need to be motorized?

Why is North Korea so entertainingly weird?

How to make sure I don't sound like this: http://itsnotokokcupid.tumblr.com

Washing my hair... Sorry, maybe another night!

Maybe that I fell on the subway tracks and broke 6 bones... sober!, Maybe that my Medical Marijuana Card in Calif. expired (bonus points if you know why that is abbreviated that way, although you already knew that) I have lots more that I'll fess up to in person, just not here

If you're calpygous, If you wear glasses, if you want to go be awkward in public just to watch people's reactions, if you think you can handle me, if you promise not to stab me (I'm serious).

I usually go days without checking this so you should message me to catch my attention. If I see you threepeatedly showing up in my visitors without a message then I'm assuming you're just showing your friends a photo of some guy in a giant pair of underwear.